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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 786878 times)

peregarrett

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #795 on: April 16, 2013, 01:31:38 am »

Peregarrette is sleeping. So wise!
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #796 on: April 16, 2013, 05:40:44 am »

And this is how beings the fall of murdermachines. Are you sure that you want me as an overseer? I don't guarantee that any of your dwarves will be alive in 2 weeks.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #797 on: April 16, 2013, 09:42:21 am »

Worse comes to worse, we steal another fort.
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It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #798 on: April 16, 2013, 01:25:28 pm »

Worse comes to worse, we steal another fort.
What? I feel dishonored.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #799 on: April 17, 2013, 09:47:14 am »

I have a side project bubbling for this...

You know, one of the best things to come out of Old Deathgate was the Red Monster Sword. Any hopes that someone will quietly tweak in something similar? 'Coz that'd be awesome.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #800 on: April 17, 2013, 10:37:28 am »

PUff is a hammerdwarf now? Haa, looks like I beat the everloving crap out of those goblins.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #801 on: April 17, 2013, 07:43:24 pm »

I have a side project bubbling for this...

You know, one of the best things to come out of Old Deathgate was the Red Monster Sword. Any hopes that someone will quietly tweak in something similar? 'Coz that'd be awesome.
GLITCHES ONLY.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #802 on: April 17, 2013, 09:54:03 pm »

Manually introduced glitches, however, are perfectly fine.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #803 on: April 17, 2013, 10:45:40 pm »

All the glitches!

...Now I want to mod Missingno. into DF...

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #804 on: April 20, 2013, 08:47:19 am »

Trollfur, could we maybe get an update on what's going on? If there are problems that's fine, but some form of clarity would be nice.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #805 on: April 21, 2013, 02:05:14 pm »

Troll Fur Sock, do you intend to take your turn or not?
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Quote from: StLeibowitz
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi
It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #806 on: April 21, 2013, 07:13:50 pm »

A few tests done in the arena in preparation for my side project:

A naked voidspawn soldier with no skills can solo an elephant. They pretty much just fight more or less evenly until the voidspawn gets in a taint attack and enthralls the elephant. (In the arena, enthralling is broken in that the thralls are loyal to their original side and not the enthralling voidspawn)

A naked voidspawn soldier kept getting shoved into the flowing water by a giant. The giant managed to punt two individual soldiers consecutively into the water before the third murdered him.

A naked voidspawn soldier got obliterated by a great white shark. When I remembered to actually give it swimming skill, it actually managed to kill the shark.

So, yeah, a voidspawn can fight an elephant by itself. Naked and unarmed with no skills.

F^*&.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #807 on: April 22, 2013, 02:37:40 am »

A few tests done in the arena in preparation for my side project:

A naked voidspawn soldier with no skills can solo an elephant. They pretty much just fight more or less evenly until the voidspawn gets in a taint attack and enthralls the elephant. (In the arena, enthralling is broken in that the thralls are loyal to their original side and not the enthralling voidspawn)

A naked voidspawn soldier kept getting shoved into the flowing water by a giant. The giant managed to punt two individual soldiers consecutively into the water before the third murdered him.

A naked voidspawn soldier got obliterated by a great white shark. When I remembered to actually give it swimming skill, it actually managed to kill the shark.

So, yeah, a voidspawn can fight an elephant by itself. Naked and unarmed with no skills.

F^*&.

If you wanna see some terrifying shit, Voidspawn Overlord with steel armor and weapons.
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[RUMGOD][MURDERMACHINES_OVERLORD]
Quote from: StLeibowitz
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi
It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

Lolfail0009

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #808 on: April 22, 2013, 04:26:38 am »

A few tests done in the arena in preparation for my side project:

A naked voidspawn soldier with no skills can solo an elephant. They pretty much just fight more or less evenly until the voidspawn gets in a taint attack and enthralls the elephant. (In the arena, enthralling is broken in that the thralls are loyal to their original side and not the enthralling voidspawn)

A naked voidspawn soldier kept getting shoved into the flowing water by a giant. The giant managed to punt two individual soldiers consecutively into the water before the third murdered him.

A naked voidspawn soldier got obliterated by a great white shark. When I remembered to actually give it swimming skill, it actually managed to kill the shark.

So, yeah, a voidspawn can fight an elephant by itself. Naked and unarmed with no skills.

F^*&.

If you wanna see some terrifying shit, Voidspawn Overlord with steel armor and weapons.
That ranks up there with family death, Slenderman (before Slender was released, or just when), and MLP:FiM.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #809 on: April 22, 2013, 04:37:49 am »

I have a side project bubbling for this...

You know, one of the best things to come out of Old Deathgate was the Red Monster Sword. Any hopes that someone will quietly tweak in something similar? 'Coz that'd be awesome.
GLITCHES ONLY.
The red monster sword was NOT a glitch.

However, it was unique. We don't want some cheap knockoff blue monkey demon sword to suddenly be lying around.
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