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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 794856 times)

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #870 on: May 04, 2013, 01:52:27 am »

Please re-dorf me as Baelor the Axe-crazy.  I'd like to serve in the military as an axedwarf. 
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #871 on: May 04, 2013, 02:23:05 am »

And my dorf is still alive. Great achievment for a smith swordsdorf who's in consant state of internal rage.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #872 on: May 05, 2013, 05:29:05 am »

Uhm, yeah. Alive.

Update is coming today, the adding of screenshots will get delayed because of certain problems.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #873 on: May 05, 2013, 08:18:56 am »

Uhm, yeah. Alive.
Uh?
That sounds like a problem...
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #874 on: May 05, 2013, 08:24:18 am »

Well, life is an... abstract concept.

Are we truly alive, have we ever even really lived?

All of these are very important if you want to truly find what it means... to live.





He's totally dead.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #875 on: May 05, 2013, 08:27:27 am »

Uhm, yeah. Alive.
Uh?
That sounds like a problem...
Is getting beaten to bloody pudding a problem for you?

[Mayor Thikut Luritoslan's log, Spring 256]
18th of slate
The stupid beast fell in one of our cage traps. Nevermind.
22nd of Slate
The guards swear that there's a ghost in front of our gate. Fools, there's no such thing like ghosts. I ordered the construction of the microline invader-smasher to be continued. The aboveground fort is littered with corpses, the graveyard needs to be completed immediately.
2nd of Felsite
I walked by our animal and prisoner´stockpile next to the execution shaft to take a look at the minotaur, and appereantly there's a corpse in one of our cages
NOTE: 1) Open a zoo   2) Put minotaur into zoo   3) Demand money from those who want to see it   4)...?   5) Profit!       
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8th of Felsite
Some dwarves pulled me over into a dark corner today and asked me how work on 'the arena' was progressing. When I told them that I didn't know anything about an 'arena' they all went silent for a few seconds before unsheating their blades. 'You won't tell anybody 'bout this, understand?' one of them said. 'And we won't hurt you.'. 'Well, I'm not a curious dwarf anyways, so that's not a problem.'. Damned Thugs! I prohibited the export of bracelets, that'll show them!
11th of Felsite
I ordered an unused farm plot on the surface to be removed because it's in the way of the new constructions.
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16th of Felsite
There's just to much body parts and scrap lying around at the surface. An smasher will be constructed at layer 93, so it'll be easier to get rid of unwanted stuff.
17th of Felsite
Goblins! Goblins everywhere! They are coming from everywhere!

(OCC: There are almost two pages of invaders. Shit.)
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23rd of Felsite
They are still fighting. Many died during the first wave, including Peregarrete. All of our soldiers are either dead or heavily wounded, except Krosan and Puff, who are currently chasing a troll stonecrafter right into the next wave of invaders.
Those cowards brought many trolls and two of the goblins are hammerlords .This is beyond hope, I'm sealing the fortress myself!
24th of Felsite
I saw Krosan kill two trolls without getting a single scratch. Then the next wave arrived. Puff just charged right into them, while Krosan was just standing there, staring at his death. I screamed 'RUN! YOU ARE NO LONGER BOUND TO YOUR SQUAD! YOU ARE THE LEADER OF THE MANLY RETREAT NOW! RUN!' He slowly turned around, smiling, and although he was far away and although spoke really silently, I understood what he said. 'Bullshit!'. He then ran after Puff, into the arms of death.
May Armok have mercy on his soul...
25th of Felsite.
Peregarette is dead. Dortimus and Blade are dead. Puff and Krosan are dead. This is a grim day for dwarfkind...
« Last Edit: May 07, 2013, 09:00:25 am by Yuli Vlasi »
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #876 on: May 05, 2013, 09:14:35 am »

Uhm, yeah. Alive.
Uh?
That sounds like a problem...
Is getting beaten to bloody pudding a problem for you?
Ah, okay then. That body survived for quite long though.

Redorf me please as some siege engineer/operator and let me work on ballista battery.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #877 on: May 05, 2013, 09:30:38 am »

We currently only have one (or two) siege operators. One of them is an expert marksdwarf, legendary weaver (maybe a suiting dwarf for dappercat?) and blacksmith. Our ballistas are currently useless, because the dwarves get scared away by the invaders and the operators are busy making ballista arrows or producing infinite amounts of steel armor. The military quarters are nearly finished, and I'm going to place three dangerrooms in there. Maybe even a shooting range for our siege operators.

Of course someone would have to rebuild the military first.
BECAUSE EVERYONE'S DEAD!  :-[ / :D
I will redorf all the dead soon.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #878 on: May 05, 2013, 10:06:48 am »

I saw Krosan kill two trolls without getting a single scratch. Then the next wave arrived. Puff just charged right into them, while Krosan was just standing there, staring at his death. I screamed 'RUN! YOU ARE NO LONGER BOUND TO YOUR SQUAD! YOU ARE THE LEADER OF THE MANLY RETREAT NOW! RUN!' He slowly turned around, smiling, and although he was far away and although spoke really silently, I understood what he said. 'Bullshit!'. He then ran after Puff, into the arms of death.


And so begins Deathgate III: The Search for Krosan.

NEVER RETREAT. NEVER SURRENDER. After headbutting a wereape to death and massacring those trolls, Krosan IV probably thought he could take the goblins by himself.

Clearly he could not.


Of course someone would have to rebuild the military first.
BECAUSE EVERYONE'S DEAD!  :-[ / :D


Don't worry, bro, I'm pretty sure nobody expected anything different.

Hey, in the next version our civilization theoretically should consider breeding even during fort mode! maybe we won't run out of meat for the grinder happy civilians in DG3!
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #879 on: May 05, 2013, 03:26:26 pm »

I'm glad that my successor followed the tradition of dwarf mass sacrifice. >:D
I feel sorry for you, dead Blade, Dortimus, Puff, Krosan and Peregarrett. RIP

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We will probably need at least 20 times as many graves as that by year 10.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #880 on: May 05, 2013, 06:21:20 pm »

Has Cor'Daz been dorfed?

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #881 on: May 05, 2013, 10:39:55 pm »

Crap. Do I have to put myself in the dorfinator again? If no, get me on a pump gym. Once I am maximum STRONG, stick me back in the military.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #882 on: May 06, 2013, 03:17:40 am »

Ah, damnit.

Puff wants a big strong dwarf for revenge on gobbos.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #883 on: May 06, 2013, 06:18:24 am »


Of course someone would have to rebuild the military first.
BECAUSE EVERYONE'S DEAD!  :-[ / :D
I will redorf all the dead soon.
That seems to be SOP for Deathgate.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #884 on: May 06, 2013, 11:26:33 am »

For the 'strange cat'-person: Yes, Dappercat has already been dorfed by somebody else.
I will try to make another update soon.
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