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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 821350 times)

Lolfail0009

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1290 on: June 29, 2013, 04:41:03 am »

From the Journal of The Mad Fool Enshalastesh:

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AnimaRytak had decided to wade into battle naked.  An ingenious stratagem, and one which has given me some ideas....

Incidentally, I have sewn him back together, though his beard and hair was quite beyond repair with current methods. I am also thinking about solutions to that problem.


When you can use your dick as a club, your damn right its ingenious.

As a club?
He uses that thing for pole-vaulting.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1291 on: June 29, 2013, 04:51:15 pm »

When you can use your dick as a club, your damn right its ingenious.

As a club?
He uses that thing for pole-vaulting.

I thought he used it for jousting?
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1292 on: June 29, 2013, 05:49:18 pm »

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1293 on: June 29, 2013, 08:42:06 pm »

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.

This is true.  He also uses it for cattle wrangling.

He doesn't use it as lasso.  He just waves it and the cows bow down out of respect.
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[RUMGOD][MURDERMACHINES_OVERLORD]
Quote from: StLeibowitz
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi
It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1294 on: June 29, 2013, 09:24:51 pm »

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.

This is true.  He also uses it for cattle wrangling.

He doesn't use it as lasso.  He just waves it and the cows bow down out of respect.

Once he waved it at a mare.  Her boyfriend was WAY intimidated.
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The closest thing we have to what some call 'allies' gets slaughtered in front of our gates. Unfortunately they don't transform into mindless beasts, trying to kill us.
Today is a sad day.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1295 on: June 29, 2013, 09:55:01 pm »

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.

This is true.  He also uses it for cattle wrangling.

He doesn't use it as lasso.  He just waves it and the cows bow down out of respect.

Once he waved it at a mare.  Her boyfriend was WAY intimidated.

"He had a pocket full of a horses,
Fucked the shit out of bears.
Threw a knife into heaven,
And could kill with a stare."
« Last Edit: June 30, 2013, 12:23:08 am by AnimaRytak »
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Quote from: StLeibowitz
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi
It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1296 on: June 30, 2013, 11:31:53 am »

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.

This is true.  He also uses it for cattle wrangling.

He doesn't use it as lasso.  He just waves it and the cows bow down out of respect.

Once he waved it at a mare.  Her boyfriend was WAY intimidated.

"He had a pocket full of a horses,
Fucked the shit out of bears.
Threw a knife into heaven,
And could kill with a stare."
Where did you get that from?

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1297 on: June 30, 2013, 02:07:47 pm »

Why is this even a debate?  Obviously he uses it for all three.

This is true.  He also uses it for cattle wrangling.

He doesn't use it as lasso.  He just waves it and the cows bow down out of respect.

Once he waved it at a mare.  Her boyfriend was WAY intimidated.

"He had a pocket full of a horses,
Fucked the shit out of bears.
Threw a knife into heaven,
And could kill with a stare."
Where did you get that from?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqhsot3mk7Q
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1298 on: June 30, 2013, 07:38:11 pm »

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Terry strikes again in a new fashion, I am now sick. So uh, Feel free to deal me out, I dunno how long I'll be under.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1299 on: June 30, 2013, 07:42:07 pm »

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Terry strikes again in a new fashion, I am now sick. So uh, Feel free to deal me out, I dunno how long I'll be under.

OH GOD I WAS RIGHT HE'S GETTING INTO THE REAL WORLD!

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1300 on: June 30, 2013, 11:47:14 pm »

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Terry strikes again in a new fashion, I am now sick. So uh, Feel free to deal me out, I dunno how long I'll be under.

OH GOD I WAS RIGHT HE'S GETTING INTO THE REAL WORLD!

Oh, I knew that a long bloody time ago. Fucker trashed my laptop. Then, after I wiped windows and reinstalled, broke my hard drive. He'll get you, eventually.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1301 on: July 01, 2013, 01:09:24 pm »

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Terry strikes again in a new fashion, I am now sick. So uh, Feel free to deal me out, I dunno how long I'll be under.

OH GOD I WAS RIGHT HE'S GETTING INTO THE REAL WORLD!

Oh, I knew that a long bloody time ago. Fucker trashed my laptop. Then, after I wiped windows and reinstalled, broke my hard drive. He'll get you, eventually.

Then he got me twice over, fucked up my back AND crashed my PC I magicked it back into life. GG terry. GG
« Last Edit: July 01, 2013, 01:32:12 pm by Teh_Idort »
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1303 on: July 01, 2013, 09:20:56 pm »

There is a considerable lack of insanity in this fort. It's just your average succession fort so far. Deathgate was far more than that. Deathgate was such a hive of madness and depravity that a demon who tried to take control was horrified by what he saw.

The dwarves of Deathgate built the TWO of greatest perpetual motion machines the world has ever seen, and they only used them to power a single millstone.

One of Deathgate's greatest enemies was a deer whose guts were hanging out of its torso.

Deathgate was finally brought down by a god of madness the dwarves themselves created.

C'mon, guys. Try harder.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1304 on: July 01, 2013, 09:40:05 pm »

There is a considerable lack of insanity in this fort. It's just your average succession fort so far. Deathgate was far more than that. Deathgate was such a hive of madness and depravity that a demon who tried to take control was horrified by what he saw.

The dwarves of Deathgate built the TWO of greatest perpetual motion machines the world has ever seen, and they only used them to power a single millstone.

One of Deathgate's greatest enemies was a deer whose guts were hanging out of its torso.

Deathgate was finally brought down by a god of madness the dwarves themselves created.

C'mon, guys. Try harder.

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