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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 777635 times)

Yuli Vlasi

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1605 on: September 28, 2013, 03:55:23 pm »

It is mid-summer now. This guy shows up and gets killed immediately after having a bath in a murky pool together with the void god.


Then those guys appear on the screen.

So I'm like 'yeah, no problem. i got this. i'll just send up all of our military and we should be fine.'.

And this guy is like 'nope.'.

You see, the problem is that I am still working at the underground farms. And there's a hole. In the wall. Again.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1606 on: September 28, 2013, 03:58:20 pm »

Oh yeah. Right. The voidspawn are killing each other. Nevermind.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1607 on: September 28, 2013, 05:15:34 pm »

They had a look at our fortreess and they decided they'd rather kill themselves.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1608 on: September 29, 2013, 01:32:29 am »

"I'd rather prefer ritual suicide"...
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1609 on: September 29, 2013, 04:03:59 am »

Uhm. The forgotten beast got into a fight with some batmen and disappeared. But there still is a whole army of spawn and thralls out there. And. Uhm. We kind of are in a BIG trouble now. Because... Well... The Void God is the only one who immediately appeared when he was ordered kindly asked to defend the fortress. At the moment our entire military is scattered around the fortress, trying to gather their equipment. And the gates are still open. Aaaaand.... The Void God was just standing there on his own for a few days. Maybe he got bored, I don't know. But suddenly he decided to hunt for small animals, because appereantly, he was starving. And because of that he... left his post in front of our gates. And charged right into a voidspawn squad. I repeat, on his own. And it looks like he got so tired from getting hit in the head by a mace, that he decided to take a nap.
TL;DR: we are so fucked right now.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1610 on: September 29, 2013, 04:06:55 am »

Oh god, I THINK the gates are closed.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1611 on: September 29, 2013, 04:07:02 am »

Uhm. The forgotten beast got into a fight with some batmen and disappeared. But there still is a whole army of spawn and thralls out there. And. Uhm. We kind of are in a BIG trouble now. Because... Well... The Void God is the only one who immediately appeared when he was ordered kindly asked to defend the fortress. At the moment our entire military is scattered around the fortress, trying to gather their equipment. And the gates are still open. Aaaaand.... The Void God was just standing there on his own for a few days. Maybe he got bored, I don't know. But suddenly he decided to hunt for small animals, because appereantly, he was starving. And because of that he... left his post in front of our gates. And charged right into a voidspawn squad. I repeat, on his own. And it looks like he got so tired from getting hit in the head by a mace, that he decided to take a nap.
TL;DR: we are so fucked right now.

...Shit.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1612 on: September 29, 2013, 04:32:45 am »

Ok, ok, calm down, I got this. The gates are closed.
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And this guy is like 'nope.'.

Some dwarves decided to retrieve the bolts the batmen used against Shedim. And now he's following them back to the farms.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1613 on: September 29, 2013, 04:38:56 am »


shit.

this is Ambassador all over again. it is even the same gate.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1614 on: September 29, 2013, 04:44:24 am »


pls stop drinking and pull the lever.


nope.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1615 on: September 29, 2013, 04:50:02 am »

It is dead. But it poisoned half of our military. Everything went better than expected.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2013, 04:52:16 am by Yuli Vlasi »
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1616 on: September 29, 2013, 04:59:41 am »

last post for a while

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1617 on: September 29, 2013, 08:10:26 am »

People suffocating left and right and bunch more missing. Is there something unusual?
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1618 on: September 29, 2013, 12:58:33 pm »

That's the outcome of being so arrogant to leave all the defence on Void God.
-Where's your Void God now?!

But by the kind grant of Armok we have the chance to rebuild our military from the clear sheet. Praise the Armok, and ready yourself to the painful death!
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1619 on: September 29, 2013, 03:57:23 pm »

So did the Void God actually die or is he just napping in a warzone?

Because, you know. Void God. I can't imagine he'd be that much less deadly asleep.
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