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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 696309 times)

AnimaRytak

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1695 on: October 06, 2013, 04:14:18 pm »





T̬̼̘̺̍̉̇͠h̡̙̰̥̠̼̥̉å̽̎ͫ͗ͮ͏̦t̥̝̤͓̩ͯͨͩ̓͡ ̤̗͔̖ͪͥͪ̅̌ͤ͘ͅw̷̙̹̘̓ͥ̇̑h̭̫̖ͯ̒ͩ̾ͬ͐ịͣͧ͌̓̃̓̚͟c̯̝͉̈̋̍̊h̋̔ͧͧ ̣͗̐͒i̳̩͕̻̗̭ͩ̄ͫ̔ͅs̪͙͌ͫͤ̕ ̹n̡̊ͦ̑o̴̥̗̥̹̗͕͖̽̂̇̃̊ͣṭ͙̪̲͍̟̤ ̲͓̍̔̋̕ͅȁ͍̝̻̹̫͔̋̓̔̇ͦl̥̪̭̼̪ī͓̃͑͂̚͟v̱̦̮̯̮̰̫ͬ̍͗e̸̮̝̻̼̜͚͊ͣͪ͛̏̅ͅ ̳͈͕c̴ͨ̍̅ȃ͍̘̪͇ͧ͋̉͘n͔̼n̢̺ͣͮ͂o͓̻̠͍̘͒ͪ̓ͣ͐ͫ͐t̨̲̲͇ ͖̭̱̼͂b̹̩̋ͮ̓ͧ̎ẽ͓̈́ ̘̟͙͕͔̈ͅk͕̼̤͊ͯͨi̸̻̻͛ͅl̜͓̜̙ͪ̃́le̠͕̗͑̇̂͒d̹̦̺͒.͉̤̲̜͔͙̙̓̿̓ͭ


The abyss cannot hold a God.

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[RUMGOD][MURDERMACHINES_OVERLORD]
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Quote from: Yuli Vlasi
It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1696 on: October 06, 2013, 05:24:34 pm »

Aw, crap. He's back.

Let's hope he's on our side.
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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1697 on: October 06, 2013, 08:07:12 pm »

Aw, crap. He's back.

Let's hope he's on our side.

Hope? We have no hope. All we have is blood. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1698 on: October 06, 2013, 08:27:07 pm »

I lost a legendary succession game to kobolds.

Yuli, not content with being one-upped, has decided to lost the fort to eggs.

Godspeed, sir.
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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1699 on: October 06, 2013, 09:37:17 pm »

I lost a legendary succession game to kobolds.

Yuli, not content with being one-upped, has decided to lost the fort to eggs.

Godspeed, sir.
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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1700 on: October 07, 2013, 02:58:44 am »

We haven't lost yet! At least, before Void God raises as a ghost, probably violent or deadly one. So, I request things that 6 dwarves (of those one is injured) can do to survive.
Thing that come to mind:
- Dig and barricade somewhere in the shelter with tested supplies (no mor eggs allowed!) and spend time mastering weapon skills. When we're ready, we'll face the goblin horde and show them what a dwarves made of!
- Forget about outside, carve coffins, bury deads.
- Throw all our animals outside, let the gobbos play.
- Throw voidspawn captives outside, tlet THEM play with gobbos.

The Troll-Ye-Coaster is not available at this time  :(
Also, I found a lone goblin spearman who's made inside. He wanders up at the walls, probably deep terrified by what he've seen here and gathers his courage to jump down, back to his brothers.

EDIT: Can someone help me with dfhack script for changing ghost's behavior? Change it from forlorn haunt to violent ghost and such.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2013, 04:18:56 am by peregarrett »
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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1701 on: October 07, 2013, 10:27:52 am »

Who are the six survivors?
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The closest thing we have to what some call 'allies' gets slaughtered in front of our gates. Unfortunately they don't transform into mindless beasts, trying to kill us.
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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1702 on: October 07, 2013, 03:17:01 pm »

Who are the six survivors?

Minkerrow is almost dead, and I fear Olon won't get her help. Her hand is broken and cut open... Oh, wait, she's up and walking! Hooray! But wait... She took a guineahen egg roast! Shit, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Fuck. Olom cancels eat: Paralyzed. She lies on the rock throne and spends her last minutes on being On Break.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2013, 03:27:06 pm by peregarrett »
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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1703 on: October 07, 2013, 03:53:52 pm »

FOR TEH LOVE OF ARMOK BAN THE TAINTED FOOD

The delicious egg roast must be destroyed before we all perish
it is only fit for thieving kobolds.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2013, 03:56:12 pm by Supermichael777 »
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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1704 on: October 07, 2013, 04:01:41 pm »

FOR TEH LOVE OF ARMOK BAN THE TAINTED FOOD

The delicious egg roast must be destroyed before we all perish
it is only fit for thieving kobolds.
I think I found every poisoned piece and forbade it.
Nothing happens here. We carve coffins, we arm with masterwork steel equipment and do stuff.
Lone goblin ocasionalyy scares us from the height, but it's harmless otherwise.
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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1705 on: October 07, 2013, 04:03:47 pm »

I'd like to be re-dorfed as Urist McDead, as the dwarf who is most likely to survive for a long time.

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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1706 on: October 07, 2013, 04:07:41 pm »

I'd like to be re-dorfed as Urist McDead, as the dwarf who is most likely to survive for a long time.
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I guess that's our militia commander. He saw that goblin twice and ran away unharmed both times.
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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1707 on: October 08, 2013, 04:44:58 am »

the inevitable spiral of doom when the next starving overseer unbans all the food that somebody baned for mysterious resons
IT MUST BE DESTROYED
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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1708 on: October 08, 2013, 12:25:41 pm »

17th Felsite
Looks like gobbos have lifted the siege off. The lone goblin pikeman looks worried.
And here comes elven caravan. Fuck you, assholes, I'm not opening the gate to anyone but migrants.

Oh crap. We have a sadistic ghost who've scared to death a turkey.
And the lone goblin pikeman killed a few animals with his pike.

And here comes summer.



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Re: Murdermachines - Sacked, Salted, and Buried (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1709 on: October 09, 2013, 10:05:06 am »

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We have a sadistic ghost who've scared to death a turkey.

Well, I can't really blame him, considering that most of the fort has encountered death by bad eggs.

I'd say that the Void God is liable to raise and start slaughtering our entire military out of revenge for abandoning him, but the FB beat him to it.

We should come up with a snappy name for that thing, by the way. Gecko with oval-shaped overlapping scales...

EGGPLATE?

EGGBOSS?

EGGSCALES?

I like EGGBOSS myself.
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