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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 395789 times)

TalonisWolf

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2866 on: April 05, 2014, 09:36:57 pm »

Journal of Shaggard Dégreg, cook.

I'ms gettin pretty Armok-damned tired of bloody mushrooms. Sure, them fancy finga'd farmers reap'm in an urist a dozen, but a pinch'a good ol' starvation might do this place a bit'a good. Especially them little ones, all those nice little digits, soft skin bits, and them eye jellies. I could make me a mighty stew from one of'm. Would, mind you, if those damned matrons ever dropped the bastards. Wonder if I could make me some shoes outta of their feet.

On that note, figure we should get more'a that sauce the boys kept dying to have. Or, was it dying from have? Details ain't so clear, is all. I tried me a tasta that splendor, and found myself not right impressed. A bit a bloody vomit here and there, can't see out of my left eye much, but there's the right kinda spice in it. I'll put the mess in the next pot of gruel, see if I's can get me some goblin flavorin from the headman.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2867 on: April 05, 2014, 09:51:44 pm »

Brilliant. Now we know what's up with the Gecko sauce.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2868 on: April 06, 2014, 07:02:56 am »

Third and the last part of personal screens:

Spoiler: AnimaRytak, Void God (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Baltharaaz (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Oryx (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: MadFool (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Scaplier (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ringo (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Krosan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Thorgrim (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Posnokulus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Grombardrim (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ulborb (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Microblighted (click to show/hide)

And here is

Chesked the Dorfinator twice, and found that Aseaheru and Wlerin were missed, also, Puff is currently a ghost. I think I leave him in that state for now, and will add Aseaheru and Wlerin on next migrant wave
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2869 on: April 06, 2014, 10:05:53 am »

This whole 'marriage' thing eludes me. Does this mean I get to consume Talonis' corpse when it dies to extend the limits of my power further than previously possible?
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2870 on: April 06, 2014, 10:10:46 am »

This whole 'marriage' thing eludes me. Does this mean I get to consume Talonis' corpse when it dies to extend the limits of my power further than previously possible?

That depends... Is your body female?

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2871 on: April 06, 2014, 10:55:48 am »

No, it's male. I checked his screen.

I love this fort. We dwarf the incarnation of insanity and nobody bats an eye.

EDIT: Both Talonis and Terry were born on Granite 1, 159. Also, Talonis Sloth likes sloths.  :P
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2872 on: April 06, 2014, 11:21:36 am »

EDIT: Both Talonis and Terry were born on Granite 1, 159. Also, Talonis Sloth likes sloths.  :P
That's why I nicknamed her "Sloth".
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2873 on: April 06, 2014, 11:28:45 am »

Spoiler: Saber (click to show/hide)
So let me get this straight.
Im a legendary swordsdwarf
Who is 108-year-old married woman with a child
And has high stats
And has slain a troll and a goblin
And is BALD?
This is too grand, I mean, TOO GRAND. I must make a side story of this old woman.
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What the fuck. Is some random undorfed recruit now our new Darkwing? Hell, even Darkwing just managed to kill two clowns before he went down. It's beyond me that a frigging recruit in the Official Voidspawn Feeding Detachment managed a triple kill on Forgotten Armokhumping Beasts.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2874 on: April 06, 2014, 01:45:39 pm »

This is pretty awesome, I'm not even mad that I'm a female Dwarf.  I have a full fucking title (and let's face it: The Mountainous Speaker of Prestige is a fucking badass name), I've killed an Elf, a Troll and assorted others...  And I worship Id.  Let me emphasize that: I worship the source of bodily needs, wants, desires and impulses, particularly sexual and aggressive desires.

I'm fucking Jack from Mass Effect.  If she were a tanned, non-Biotic Dwarf.

BTW.  Sabertooth?  I just saw your signature.  Large fangs?  Spikes?  Tall grass?  It must be one thing and one thing alone:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: April 06, 2014, 01:49:21 pm by Grombardrim »
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2875 on: April 06, 2014, 02:09:04 pm »

I've killed an Elf, a Troll and assorted others...
I think we should fetch you a human and a dwarf(probably berserk), to get a full house
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I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2876 on: April 06, 2014, 02:36:29 pm »

Yeah, I'd like that.  Get on it, Peregarrett!  BTW, I don't do journals.  I've never known how to do them, and Grombardrim doesn't strike me as the journal-keeping type in any case.  She's much more of an in-the-moment person.  That being said, have a novel ^_^

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2877 on: April 06, 2014, 05:40:43 pm »

This is pretty awesome, I'm not even mad that I'm a female Dwarf.  I have a full fucking title (and let's face it: The Mountainous Speaker of Prestige is a fucking badass name), I've killed an Elf, a Troll and assorted others...  And I worship Id.  Let me emphasize that: I worship the source of bodily needs, wants, desires and impulses, particularly sexual and aggressive desires.

I'm fucking Jack from Mass Effect.  If she were a tanned, non-Biotic Dwarf.


That also means that you worship indecision and lawlessness. HOW UNDWARVEN.

Also, I love how much my Vessel embodies me: "He is basically unbreakable and barely sick", "He has a great memory, but he has a little difficulty with words, a meager ability with social relationships, meager creativity, and a very bad sense of empathy." "He strives for excellence. When he is speaking, he usually lowers his eyes. When he gets bored, he starts talking to inanimate objects." On top of that he has the best facial hair and is above all that pagan nonsense. And being a dwarf, he has natural homicidal tendencies. It's almost me exactly. I just picked him because he had my favourite job, I didn't realize he was literally dwarven me. Even down to most of the preferences. ( I like floodgates for their ability to flood things. ;D )

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2878 on: April 06, 2014, 06:20:58 pm »

Indecision and lawlessness are unDwarven?

Indecision: n. An inability to decide which leader to follow, unto the point of replacing them yearly.

Lawlessness: n. see Murdermachines.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2879 on: April 06, 2014, 06:33:22 pm »

Indecision and lawlessness are unDwarven?

Indecision: n. An inability to decide which leader to follow, unto the point of replacing them yearly.

Lawlessness: n. see Murdermachines.

Haha! I should sig that. Also, I was joking. :D In most media dwarves are portrayed as lawful, extremely loyal, and incredibly impatient with indecision of any kind and grey areas in general. In dwarf fortress... Ppffft. I don't even know what happened. It's really fun to watch though.
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