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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 786946 times)

peregarrett

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2925 on: April 08, 2014, 05:44:32 am »
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Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2926 on: April 08, 2014, 05:47:26 am »
Um.  What squad is Grombardrim in, still the Void-Wraiths?
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Quote from: Dwarf4Explosives on January 23, 2014, 12:06:46 pm
We're basically feasting on eldritch abomination cookies. I love this game.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2927 on: April 08, 2014, 06:49:44 am »
Militrary training via random impalement? I was wondering when it will come to it.
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Quote from: kefkakrazy on November 18, 2013, 08:01:50 pm
Welcome to Murdermachines. Try the gecko sauce; it's delectable and delightful, a wonderful blend of savory and spicy that makes any dish delicious without being too overwhelming.

(Warning: Do not ask about the manufacturing process for gecko sauce)
(Warning: Gecko sauce may cause acute respiratory failure on contact)

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2928 on: April 08, 2014, 06:56:42 am »
Technically, it's blocking the force generated by the fall, and/or phasing through and sparring with Armok himself.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2929 on: April 08, 2014, 08:26:40 am »
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 08, 2014, 05:13:58 am
Quote from: peregarrett on April 08, 2014, 05:08:52 am
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 08, 2014, 05:02:29 am
Put the poultry in a Shaft of Enlightenment.
where?  ???

We don't have one? Then make one.

We have one. I turned it off when a baby failed to dodge and tried to eat a spike. I was so upset I harnessed madness to revert time a few days and turned off the death room. Also, I think we have an actual fall shaft somewhere.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2930 on: April 08, 2014, 09:19:23 am »
Babies eating a spear in chamber of death training room is pretty much SOP. I killed Sam Gamgee that way once.
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Quote from: kefkakrazy on November 18, 2013, 08:01:50 pm
Welcome to Murdermachines. Try the gecko sauce; it's delectable and delightful, a wonderful blend of savory and spicy that makes any dish delicious without being too overwhelming.

(Warning: Do not ask about the manufacturing process for gecko sauce)
(Warning: Gecko sauce may cause acute respiratory failure on contact)

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2931 on: April 08, 2014, 11:52:21 am »
Most Dwarves consider their babies precious lives to be cherished and protected.  Dwarf Fortress Dorfs consider them mouths to feed, potential soldiers and, if necessary, improvised bludgeons.

Murdermachines considers them cannon fodder.
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Quote from: Dwarf4Explosives on January 23, 2014, 12:06:46 pm
We're basically feasting on eldritch abomination cookies. I love this game.

Dwarf4Explosives

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2932 on: April 08, 2014, 02:08:13 pm »
I think you mean "silk bag fodder".
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Quote from: NJW2000 on June 27, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2933 on: April 08, 2014, 02:54:55 pm »
You know what?
Chaosmaker got posessed and grabbed an adamantine wafer and voidspawn leather. And two boulders plus cut gem. Yes, this got to be a weapon. this has to be SOMETHING.

Quote from: Grombardrim on April 08, 2014, 05:47:26 am
Um.  What squad is Grombardrim in, still the Void-Wraiths?
No, you're under Mad Fool's commend, in Firstborns

EDIT:
Oh. THis. Is. Brilliant!


And we've got new supply of vessels. 8 new faces, not so useless as it used to be. And Baltharaaz has named his steel hammer "Forkedgray". The name came to him while he was sleeping

Now everyone gives names to his weapons.
Scaplier named his common iron spear "The Guild of Confederating"
« Last Edit: April 08, 2014, 03:24:29 pm by peregarrett »
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2934 on: April 08, 2014, 04:25:39 pm »
  Looks like we have a axe to grind.

  (Ba-dum Chis!)
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2935 on: April 08, 2014, 04:42:01 pm »
Can I claim that axe?  Grombardrim needs a weapon fitting of his (hopefully soon-to-be) legend...
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Quote from: Dwarf4Explosives on January 23, 2014, 12:06:46 pm
We're basically feasting on eldritch abomination cookies. I love this game.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2936 on: April 08, 2014, 07:40:43 pm »
Jesus, imagine the power in that axe.
I hope my gal will name her sword something sweet.
By the way, what kind of equipment am I rocking here? Material wise?
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Quote from: kefkakrazy on June 04, 2014, 11:23:35 pm
What the fuck. Is some random undorfed recruit now our new Darkwing? Hell, even Darkwing just managed to kill two clowns before he went down. It's beyond me that a frigging recruit in the Official Voidspawn Feeding Detachment managed a triple kill on Forgotten Armokhumping Beasts.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2937 on: April 08, 2014, 08:21:15 pm »
If it isn't given to Anima, that is. He is on the axe.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2938 on: April 08, 2014, 11:08:40 pm »
That's one awesome axe, even with the silly name. It's worth one and a half million!

By the way, is there an advantage in having artifact crossbows? I'm trying to decide whether I should use this artifact my fort just got.
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Quote from: NJW2000 on June 27, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2939 on: April 09, 2014, 01:50:12 am »
Quote from: peregarrett on April 08, 2014, 02:54:55 pm
You know what?
Chaosmaker got posessed and grabbed an adamantine wafer and voidspawn leather. And two boulders plus cut gem. Yes, this got to be a weapon. this has to be SOMETHING.

Quote from: Grombardrim on April 08, 2014, 05:47:26 am
Um.  What squad is Grombardrim in, still the Void-Wraiths?
No, you're under Mad Fool's commend, in Firstborns

EDIT:
Oh. THis. Is. Brilliant!


And we've got new supply of vessels. 8 new faces, not so useless as it used to be. And Baltharaaz has named his steel hammer "Forkedgray". The name came to him while he was sleeping

Now everyone gives names to his weapons.
Scaplier named his common iron spear "The Guild of Confederating"

As the names of historical massacres go, "The Assaults of Threatening" seems somewhat redundant.
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