murder the living hell out of sir badassitude and his constant end:5 rolls
dammit arthur stop messing around with that BB gun, put on those goddamn magical panties, pull a lightning bolt outta your ass and help me kill this guy
((Hehe... i predict more butt jokes in the future))
"I AM NOT CHANGING UNDERWEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!"
Shoot Sir Badattitude. Step backwards.
USE BADASS SPINNING CHAINSAW AOE ATTACK WHENEVER THERE IS MORE THAN ONE PERSON CLOSE TO ME FOR THIS TURN, OTHER WISE CHAINSAW THE SINGLE ENEMY INTO TWO SLICES OFBACON AND EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST. EXPLOSIONS.
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(Archuk dexterity roll: 1+1)
(Arthur dexterity roll: 6+1)
(SIR BADASSITUDE 6-1)
As Sir Badassitude lets loose another primal scream and raises his chainsaw, Arthur raises his gun with his good hand and shoots him.
(Arthur dexterity roll: 6+1-1+1) The -1 is from having to fire one-handed, and the +1 is from being at point-blank range
(SIR BADASSITUDE dexterity roll: 2-1)
(SIR BADASSITUDE endurance roll: 5)
Despite having to aim with only one hand, Arthur's pellet strikes Sir Badassitude directly in the right eye, tearing it apart. There doesn't seem to be much brain-damage, perhaps because he never had a brain in the first place, but he'll be much less of a threat with only one eye.
(SIR BADASSITUDE dexterity roll: 6-1-1) -1 due to being blind in one eye
(Arthur dexterity roll: 6+1)
The now one-eyed badass brings his chainsaw down with surprising speed, but Arthur takes a step backwards, avoiding the attack as Archuk rushes in.
(Archuk dexterity roll: 4+1)
(SIR BADASSITUDE dexterity roll: 2-1-1)
(Archuk strength roll: 1+1)
(SIR BADASSITUDE endurance roll: 4)
Archuk lashes at Sir Badassitude's forehead with one of his claws, and grins as he feels the blow connect. However, there wasn't much force behind it, and it only makes a small cut in the flesh.
(SIR BADASSITUDE endurance roll: 1)
Despite the wound being very minor, the blue fluid from the claws seeps into it, and Sir Badassitude drops his chainsaw and staggers back before dropping to the ground, sleeping like a baby.
"Great reflexes! Good, you'll live long. Can I join you guys?"
keep back in case Rakzad attacks. Move out of Spatulus sight
Rakzad lowers the bow and starts laughing. "Ha ha ha! I like your moxie kid. Alright, you can hang with us."
He turns to Alina. "Hey, girl-whose-name-I-didn't-ask-yet, could you bring me that bracelet? I'll let you have the next treasure."
"Sure. I just want to see what it does. We might as well, as long as we're in the cover of these trees."
Alina picks up the heavy bracelet and puts it on her wrist, when it suddenly begins to glow with a blinding golden light. Alina shuts her eyes, and when she reopens them, she is eye-level with the treetops. Raising the arm with the bracelet, she sees that it now sits on her right index finger like a ring. She snaps off a twenty foot long branch from the nearest tree to test her strength, and finds that she can lift it without much effort. Rakzad looks on in astonishment at his now giant teammate, as his bow fades back into his arm.
Take a knee and shoot Billy
"Great reflexes! Good, you'll live long. Can I join you guys?"
keep back in case Rakzad attacks. Move out of Spatulus sight
Hop down from the boulder and approach the guy at the tower with the crossbow. Throw Moretti at him.
(Spatulus dexterity roll: 4+1)
(Billy dexterity roll: 3+1)
(Systar dexterity roll: 5+1)
Systar leaps down from the top of the boulder and starts towards Spatulus, before hurling Moretti at him like an enormous tentacled discus.
(Systar dexterity roll: 1+1)
(Moretti dexterity roll: 5+1)
(Spatulus dexterity roll: 4+1)
(Moretti affinity roll: 6+1)
(Spatulus badassery roll: 3-1)
(Spatulus endurance roll: 2)
Spatulus easily rolls out of the way of the spinning monstrosity, but Moretti simply chuckles and fires a burst of darkness from one of his tentacles, which catches Spatulus in the legs and dissipates. Spatulus' left leg immediately shrivels and mummifies, and he drops to the ground, clutching his crossbow to his chest and screaming about the coming of the great old ones. Moretti whirls back into Systar's hands and gives him an only half-playful slap with one of his tentacles, saying
"You'd better work on your aim, kid. I can't do all of the work for you."Billy sees Spatulus going mad on the ground in front of him, and hides behind the tower, whistling nervously to himself.
MAPArthur(yellow):BB gun. Left arm horribly mangled. Butter knife and magic panties in pocket
Billy(orange):Throwing butter knives
Spatulus(red):Winged crossbow. Left leg shriveled, thoroughly insane
SIR BADASSITUDE(pink):Lightning chainsaw. Asleep, one eye missing
Kadzar(lime green):Black bow
Alina(purple):Copperhead, giant iron ring. Thirty feet tall.
Archuck(black):Fluid-covered steel claws
Systar(white):Moretti
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