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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 197199 times)

ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1215 on: May 03, 2013, 06:46:29 pm »

Create an avatar.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1216 on: May 03, 2013, 06:57:53 pm »

Run PR campaign
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1217 on: May 03, 2013, 09:42:56 pm »

Create Orwellian government system to keep the planets under my control. Big Persus is watching
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1218 on: May 03, 2013, 10:16:44 pm »

Respawn and go around suing everyone.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1219 on: May 03, 2013, 10:21:20 pm »

RESPAWN A SECOND TIME!
AH AH AH

[3] You respawn! Ah Ah Ah!

Hide amongst InsanityIncarnate's cheesecakes and free them from oppression!
[4] You roll a bunch of cheececakes out!

Create an avatar.
[3] You make one on deviantart.

Run PR campaign
[3] PR Campaign Run!

Create Orwellian government system to keep the planets under my control. Big Persus is watching
[6] It causes a rebellion.

Respawn and go around suing everyone.
[2] No luck.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1220 on: May 03, 2013, 10:22:27 pm »

Regain the support of the afterlife people
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1221 on: May 03, 2013, 10:26:38 pm »

Lead cheesecakes to siege the evil Bastille/Cheesecake Factory.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1222 on: May 03, 2013, 10:30:32 pm »

Xantalos, Count Cunt
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Find and steal the voice of Liam Neeson.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1223 on: May 03, 2013, 10:54:31 pm »

Help the rebellion against persus
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1224 on: May 04, 2013, 08:39:40 am »

Xantalos, Count Cunt
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1225 on: May 04, 2013, 08:45:23 am »

Xantalos, Count Cunt
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1226 on: May 04, 2013, 09:35:55 am »

Spread the worship of the Outer Gods across Earth.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1227 on: May 04, 2013, 10:23:39 am »

Crush rebellion with my face-eating rats.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1228 on: May 04, 2013, 10:29:49 am »

Regain the support of the afterlife people
[4] You do.

Lead cheesecakes to siege the evil Bastille/Cheesecake Factory.
[1] "Yaah!" About the only casualties are several thousand cheesecakes and one lactose-intolerant physicist.

Find and steal the voice of Liam Neeson.
[1] You lose your voice to Liam Neeson.

Help the rebellion against persus
[1] You decide that face-eating rats would be a good way to help the rebels and deliver them straight to the base!

Spread the worship of the Outer Gods across Earth.
[4] You do so.

Crush rebellion with my face-eating rats.
An inside agent delivers the rats to the enemy base. [6] They promptly turn against you, maybe by feeding them cheese and other things rats like more.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1229 on: May 04, 2013, 12:37:04 pm »

Wake Cthulhu.
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