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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 194173 times)

Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1680 on: July 23, 2013, 09:36:36 am »

Find out where in the Disney universe I am

Because Star Wars and marvel are technically Disney
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1681 on: July 26, 2013, 06:15:15 pm »

You fall on your snout.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1682 on: July 26, 2013, 06:33:13 pm »

Grow legs on snout. Scurry after puppies.
[0] You fall on your stomach.

Respawn in a random building.
[3] You respawn in a building. You're not sure what it is.

Find out where in the Disney universe I am

Because Star Wars and marvel are technically Disney
Disney animated canon.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1683 on: July 26, 2013, 06:34:55 pm »

Respawn. Punch the space time continuum
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1684 on: July 26, 2013, 06:35:10 pm »

Grow legs on stomach. Go to puppy.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1685 on: July 26, 2013, 06:39:44 pm »

GROW SNOUT ON SNOUT AND SNOUT ON SNOUTSNOUT AND LEGS ON XANTALOS
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1686 on: July 26, 2013, 07:54:41 pm »

What planet am I on?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1687 on: July 27, 2013, 04:45:22 am »

Study magic. Become a wizard.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1688 on: July 27, 2013, 09:14:47 am »

Respawn. Punch the space time continuum
[2] "Furtakoln...PAWNCH!" It fails.

Grow legs on stomach. Go to puppy.
You crawl around, [1] and find what looks like the puppies! After attacking them, you hear a growl behind you.
For future reference, unusually crazy dogs can easily mistake bear cubs for puppies. Especially if they roll a 1.
You suddenly grow a third set of legs.

GROW SNOUT ON SNOUT AND SNOUT ON SNOUTSNOUT AND LEGS ON XANTALOS
Um...[2,n/a,4] No, N/A, Yes.

What planet am I on?
You wander around in hopes of finding out.
You're pretty sure it's Earth, because you really hope no other worlds have Justin Bieber concerts. Which you've just wandered into one without paying.

Study magic. Become a wizard.
[1] You study magic, don a bathrobe and what turns out to be a dunce cap, and set out as a VESERT.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1689 on: July 27, 2013, 09:34:38 am »

teleport out of there. NOW. Preferably to a ship.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1690 on: July 28, 2013, 07:41:49 pm »

Start murdering people.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1691 on: July 28, 2013, 07:45:14 pm »

Hurblurble around and ascend to omnipotence.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1692 on: July 29, 2013, 12:13:05 am »

Hurblurble around and ascend to omnipotence.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1693 on: July 29, 2013, 08:56:18 am »

teleport out of there. NOW. Preferably to a ship.
[6] You teleport to a ship. The people on it point guns at you and demand to know why you're there and how you got there. And who you are.

Start murdering people.
[4] You kill a random peasant. Congrats, you are now the villain!

Hurblurble around and ascend to omnipotence.
Hurblurble around and ascend to omnipotence.
No. Not unless you earn it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1694 on: July 29, 2013, 10:26:32 am »

"Im not sure what my name is. I teleported and have no idea how. And ended up here to get away from..." *Scratches head* "I think it was a explosion? Invasion? Something like that."
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