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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 96931 times)

Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #495 on: February 20, 2013, 07:48:55 am »

((Cray ultracomputer? Besides being a computer wtf is that?))

Respawn, type 'Hello, give me some booze" on the cray ultracomputer thing.
I know the Jurassic Park guys had cray supercomputors
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #496 on: February 20, 2013, 08:38:14 am »

Respawn as SCP-682.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #497 on: February 20, 2013, 11:36:50 am »

Get out hole then find a abandoned military base or see if hole has tunnels then look for a underground abandoned base with mechs. and megas xlr.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #498 on: February 20, 2013, 05:14:42 pm »

Begin dismantling the planet's crust.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure,Everywhere,ButNotABrainToThink
« Reply #499 on: February 20, 2013, 06:21:54 pm »

Eat misko to gain his powers
[6v5] You grab misko and [1] shove him into your nostril for some reason. This leads to him entering your cranial cavity, which proved fatal for the both of you. Respawn?

type in Jurassic Park on supercomputer.
Typity type type!

Spawn as Civil Protection.
[1] You respawn as an abused child.

Theorize that the advanced radiation would have severly negative effects on the performance and AI of the nano-bots, causing them to act in unpredictable ways. While they hopefully explode, regain my metal. If they don't, return to digging.
You theorize some, but get shoved up someone's nose lethally. Respawn?

Synthesise pure diamond and/or coal from the air around me by crushing it in my manfist.
You squeeze the air around you.

((Cray ultracomputer? Besides being a computer wtf is that?))
It's like a Cray supercomputer, only cooler.

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Respawn, type 'Hello, give me some booze" on the cray ultracomputer thing.
You shove Persus out of the way and type.

Respawn as SCP-682.
You respawn as [6] SCP-914.

Get out hole then find a abandoned military base or see if hole has tunnels then look for a underground abandoned base with mechs. and megas xlr.
[1] You walk into another hole. Random.org likes making you fall into holes.

Begin dismantling the planet's crust.
[2] gNaw.
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Shove superblast into shadow dragon SCP-914. Set to Fine.
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Kamikaze on someone.
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Respawn. Punch the earth
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Shove superblast into shadow dragon SCP-914. Set to Fine.
Aid action.
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Vorthon

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GNAW ON EVERYTHING.
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((Ok.... what's a cray supercomputer?)) ((inb4 you say it's like a cray computer))

Hm... shove the computer into someone's head and see what happens. If it's too big then shove somebody's head into the computer to see what happens.
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Punch anything useful until its destroyed.
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Write quick virus program. Corrupt Nano-bots and computer. MAKE THEM BUILD ME MY EVIL LABORATORY.
 
And then use lab to make Resonance Cascade.
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((Ok.... what's a cray supercomputer?)) ((inb4 you say it's like a cray computer))
It's a kind of computer. Probably the best-known is the ones used by John Hammond in Costa Rica along with the Hood gene sequencers, but I'm pretty sure a few were used by the SCP Foundation's Project Olympia.

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Shove superblast into shadow dragon SCP-914. Set to Fine.
Shove superblast into shadow dragon SCP-914. Set to Fine.
Aid action.
[1v3] superblast isn't interested.

Kamikaze on someone.
[6] You kamikaze on ShadowDragon. [4v2] You sprint into his internal mechanisms and screw them up. But you don't die.

Respawn. Punch the earth
[6] You break your arm.

GNAW ON EVERYTHING.
[3] You gnaw on the soil.

Hm... shove the computer into someone's head and see what happens. If it's too big then shove somebody's head into the computer to see what happens.
[1] You smash your head into the computer. This doesn't hurt at all. Respawn?

Punch anything useful until its destroyed.
[2] You punch ShadowCragon Person 914 a little, but your fists hurt.

Write quick virus program. Corrupt Nano-bots and computer. MAKE THEM BUILD ME MY EVIL LABORATORY.
 
And then use lab to make Resonance Cascade.
[2] You can't find a good program on the bloody Cray. All you see is a Word document with "Jurassic Park Hello, please give me some booze." as its title.
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Insert fists into machine
Run it
Continue with punching
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