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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 95731 times)

Tavik Toth

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((Ft Brag?))
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ShadowDragon

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Output daemon lord loyal to me.
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GreatWyrmGold

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continue adding people to shadowdragon
[4v6] Nope.

Great... time learn the old fashioned way, first make a backup of everything on the ultracomputer in case I screw something up.
[1] You screw something up while performing the backup.

Strangle self. Stab self in foot. Kill self. When sucessful, Respawn as Scientist, with Force Powers. IS NOT MAGIC. IS THE FORCE.
[2-1] You fail to strangle yourself, instead giving TCM a neck massage. [4-1] You poke yourself in the foot with your finger. [1-1] You give yourself some medicine.

Respawn as a tap-dancing gnome. Confuse the world with my prowess.
[3] You respawn as a tap-dancer.

Fly sort of glide at Xantalos and steal his sword.
You flap over to Xantalos and [1] strain, strain, strain at the sword, but it's too heavy to pick up so you just stand on it.

Stab II as he goes overhead while I stab my sword upward in the air, screaming, "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!"
Become He-Man.

(II = Insanity Incarnate)
You don't have any hands, only half a metal arm.

Force InsanityIncarnate and Nosaneinme to fight to the death
[2] No.

Kill someone.
[1] You're someone! Respawn?

((Ft Brag?))
It's in North Carolina, IIRC. Google/Wikipedia it. It's a bit less abandoned than this one is.

Output daemon lord loyal to me.
...No.
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ShadowDragon

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Gain mobility.
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Tavik Toth

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Explore Ft brag.
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Persus13

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Fort Bragg is cool

Dump someone else into shadowdragon.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Furtuka

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Explode someone
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It's FEF, not FEOF

Vorthon

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Confuse the world with my prowess.
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Orange Wizard

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Peck off a smaller chunk of sword, seeing as I can't pick up the whole one.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Xantalos

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Get hand
Stab InsanityIncarnate, screaming, "FIND YER OWN SWORD!"
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL
BECOME HE-MAN
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Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

misko27

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Come on asshole, TCM only showed up for 2 rounds.

Poke angry dogs. Plan to shoot the president. Buy assualt rifle.
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The Age of Man is over. It is the Fire's turn now

GreatWyrmGold

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Gain mobility.
[6] You blast off into a twinkle in the sky. Respawn?

Explore Ft brag.
[3] You enter the fort. It looks...sorta cool, you guess.

Dump someone else into shadowdragon.
[3v3] You and misko struggle a bit. Then Shadow blasts off.

Explode someone
You glare at random people. No one explodes.

Confuse the world with my prowess.
[6] You tap-dance straight onto ShadowDragon right before he takes off. Sure, the acceleration isn't healthy, but they're confused. Respawn?

Peck off a smaller chunk of sword, seeing as I can't pick up the whole one.
peckpeckpeck. [1] Your beak is chipped.

Get hand
Stab InsanityIncarnate, screaming, "FIND YER OWN SWORD!"
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL
BECOME HE-MAN

[1] You break off the rest of your last arm. This doesn't do much. Angry, you kick the chicken. [4v6] It dodges.

Come on asshole, TCM only showed up for 2 rounds.
Hey, I'm trying not to restrict you too much.

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Poke angry dogs. Plan to shoot the president. Buy assualt rifle.
[4] You find some angry dogs and poke them. They are angry at you. [5v1] There goes your [Tails] other head. You're free!
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Xantalos

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Using lumberkinesis, build myself wooden arms and legs.
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Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Vorthon

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Respawn as a dorf. Be on fire. Run into a booze stockpile.
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Persus13

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Great, uhhhhh... Open the door of metal shack. If fail ask someone if they can be my battering ram.
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