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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 196408 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #720 on: March 04, 2013, 11:54:53 pm »

An elf?
HUMP TREES
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #721 on: March 05, 2013, 12:06:28 am »

ROLL OVER TO VORTHON
EAT VORTHON
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #722 on: March 05, 2013, 08:45:14 am »

Continue following mech.
You do. [6] It trips.

Look around to see if there's anything different.
Not that you can tell.

MOAR NATURE.
[2] Nope. You flop on the ground in irritation, and someone with no limbs rolls over and bites your ear!

An elf?
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...You do. [2] And you get splinters.

ROLL OVER TO VORTHON
EAT VORTHON

[5] You do the first [4-1v3] and nibble on the second.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #723 on: March 05, 2013, 10:48:06 am »

OK, well... explore in the cave then. See if I can't find any monsters to slay.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #724 on: March 05, 2013, 10:57:49 am »

CONTINUE EAT VORTHON
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #725 on: March 05, 2013, 11:01:47 am »

Get into mech.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #726 on: March 05, 2013, 11:45:27 am »

Find a abandoned TSAB ship. or a mech.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #727 on: March 05, 2013, 05:16:08 pm »

DEVOUR XANTALOS.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #728 on: March 05, 2013, 11:20:22 pm »

Ow! Heal myself with elven magicks!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #729 on: March 08, 2013, 11:12:01 pm »

OK, well... explore in the cave then. See if I can't find any monsters to slay.
There are no monsters in the cave thingy.

CONTINUE EAT VORTHON
[6-1v5] You devour a couple fingers and some hair. Ugh, woody.

Get into mech.
[5-1v1] It squashes you with a flailing limb. Respawn?

Find a abandoned TSAB ship. or a mech.
[1] You find nothing. And then get smashed by the mech next to you. Respawn?

DEVOUR XANTALOS.
[3v3] You insert tendrils from your severed fingers into Xantalos, rooting in him!

Ow! Heal myself with elven magicks!
[2] You don't know any.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #730 on: March 09, 2013, 07:01:03 am »

Respawn and find try to find a TSAB ship again.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #731 on: March 09, 2013, 07:05:21 am »

DRAIN XANTALOS' ESSENCE.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #732 on: March 09, 2013, 09:00:48 am »

Respawn with a cursed item.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #733 on: March 09, 2013, 10:53:32 am »

Look around for anything to do, then. Failing that, look for a way deeper into the cave. Failing that, look for a way out.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #734 on: March 09, 2013, 11:01:17 am »

Wake up and punch someone
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