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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 197193 times)

Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #750 on: March 09, 2013, 07:07:35 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on March 09, 2013, 07:04:40 pm
Oh grow up. :P
As of now I'm a limbless lumberjack trying to extract tree blood with the power of my heart; I don't think normal things apply.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #751 on: March 09, 2013, 07:17:04 pm »
PUNCH SHADOW DRAGON...

...IN THE SWORD
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #752 on: March 09, 2013, 07:22:11 pm »
AUGH SCREW YOU GUYS. My sword was awesome! Run somewhere else. Far far away. Somewhere without trees.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #753 on: March 11, 2013, 09:15:07 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 09, 2013, 06:54:27 pm
SUCK HIS ROOT FLUID OUT WITH THE MIGHT OF MY CIRCULATORY SYSTEM
Quote from: Vorthon on March 09, 2013, 07:02:52 pm
SUCK HARDER THAN XANTALOS. SUCK LIKE THE TIDE.
[6v6] Both of you suck quite well. So well that you get permanently attached in a rather... embarrassing...position, somehow including...certain...private...parts...oh, and no meaningful exchange of blood or root fluid occurs. Not quite so with certain...other...fluids...I'm blowing my ellipses budget right here...

Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 09, 2013, 06:55:34 pm
Try again.
[3] You are an English soldier, not on a battleship.

Quote from: Persus13 on March 09, 2013, 06:56:44 pm
batter down the door of the metal shack.
[2-2] It is stuck all the harder.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 09, 2013, 06:59:52 pm
Stab Persus13 with cursed sword.
[4v1] Persus gets stabbed, mortally!

Quote from: Furtuka on March 09, 2013, 07:17:04 pm
PUNCH SHADOW DRAGON...
...IN THE SWORD
[4v5] ShadowDragon moves too fast!

Quote from: freeformschooler on March 09, 2013, 07:22:11 pm
AUGH SCREW YOU GUYS. My sword was awesome! Run somewhere else. Far far away. Somewhere without trees.
You run, crying like a little girl who just learned Santa wasn't allowed to bring her a WMD for Christmas.

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Just remember...if we get to the Hall of Fame, the restrictions on relatively realistic stuff gets lifted and it gets as crazy as TAoM-I.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #754 on: March 11, 2013, 09:27:27 pm »
respawn. murder my killer.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #755 on: March 11, 2013, 09:34:41 pm »
You're not dead yet, though you will be soon enough.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #756 on: March 11, 2013, 09:41:38 pm »
PUNCH THE SWORD AGAIN
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #757 on: March 11, 2013, 11:31:56 pm »
Use my Elven-y sneakyness to steal the sword!
Use the sword to extract the splinters!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #758 on: March 11, 2013, 11:35:17 pm »
OKAY THEN. MURDER XANTALOS, LEAVE MYSELF UNHARMED.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #759 on: March 11, 2013, 11:37:52 pm »
USE LIMBLESS AIKIDO TO MAKE VORTHON MURDER HIMSELF
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #760 on: March 12, 2013, 07:44:20 am »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #761 on: March 12, 2013, 03:14:03 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on March 11, 2013, 09:27:27 pm
respawn. murder my killer.
Still not dead, but meh.
[3v2] ShadowDragon gets a nasty blow to the side of the head, dazing him!

Quote from: Furtuka on March 11, 2013, 09:41:38 pm
PUNCH THE SWORD AGAIN
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Quote from: Furtuka on March 11, 2013, 09:41:38 pm
PUNCH THE SWORD AGAIN
Aid action.
[5+1] The two of them punch the sword, breaking is and getting little metal splinters in their hands.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 11, 2013, 11:31:56 pm
Use my Elven-y sneakyness to steal the sword!
Use the sword to extract the splinters!
Sword's broken. [4] You remove the splinters from Furtaka. How nice.

Quote from: Vorthon on March 11, 2013, 11:35:17 pm
OKAY THEN. MURDER XANTALOS, LEAVE MYSELF UNHARMED.
Quote from: Xantalos on March 11, 2013, 11:37:52 pm
USE LIMBLESS AIKIDO TO MAKE VORTHON MURDER HIMSELF
These seem to be in conflict.
[5v5] Neither of you is harmed. Physically, the mental scars of this thing will be long in the healing.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #762 on: March 12, 2013, 03:21:59 pm »
PUNCH XANTALOS IN THE AIKIDO
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #763 on: March 12, 2013, 03:29:12 pm »
See which sword is broken.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #764 on: March 12, 2013, 03:46:08 pm »
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