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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 99416 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« on: January 16, 2013, 11:19:59 pm »

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Welcome to the seventh Art of Minimalism. The previous six have ended from everything from being turned into fives, a critical shattering of spacetime, and a mundane cavein. Hopefully we can avoid such fates this time, or delay them.

To join, post what you do as you exit the pod.

NO MAGIC. To limit the extent to which you can derm/Furtaka this game, stick to what is humanly possible. This rule has been shattered to the Nine Hells and back, I'm not going to bother anymore.

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Starting conditions:
There is a green field of massive proportions, large enough to stretch past the horizon. In it is a single massive brick structure, a round building shaped roughly like a cylinder 15 feet wide and 50 feet tall. At the top is a strange, fleshy pod with seven fleshy appendages. At the ends of these appendages are orifices, from which you emerge. Beneath each is a small door with a keyboard over it.

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Current Conditions:
The field has two irradiated craters in it. There is a hole is farther away which drops 60 feet, into the bedrock. Everywhere except the hole and larger crater is covered in trees. One crater has a tunnel leading out of it.
The strange structure and the pod atop it are destroyed.
There is the aforementioned pit dug to the bedrock, with two feet of juice in it.
There is a metal shack.
There is a pile of corpses somewhere a bit over to one side.
Past the tunnel is an area of glowing metal. A side passage leads to an underground fungus forest. Another holds a cavey room with a table, a chair, and a a pile of gravel. Deeper still is a tunnel leading to the caverns...

Ft. Brag has been found, abandoned.

There is a broken-down TSAB ship somewhere, full of corpses and Vothalos plushies.

A desert exists, too.

Everyone's in the multiverse though, so who cares?


Now everyone has been ejected from the universe. In this area, a cloud of barren rocks with a single, stationary point of light (ex-Furtaka) in its sky.

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We're in the Jurassic Park universe. (Not the movie, the movie was terrible.)
Spoiler: PCs: (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 05, 2013, 05:43:03 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2013, 11:24:38 pm »

Push the nearest person back into the pod
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 11:37:36 pm »

Emerge from the pod, as a Neanderthal. Type 'POTATO' on the keyboard, and press enter.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2013, 01:54:30 pm by Vorthon »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 11:41:18 pm »

Spawn as Jackie Chan
Start kicking the cylinder. Include cool flips.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2013, 11:43:04 pm »

Bus these fools to school.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2013, 02:57:01 am »

Spawn as Alex Mercer, run around.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2013, 05:03:04 am »

Spawn with assault rife and kill Alex Mercer.
Be part of the anti-monsters attack squad.
   
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2013, 08:03:00 am »

Ah. I wondered when you'd try no magic.

Emerge from pod as twelve-armed chimpanzee. Kick ass and chew cartilage regardless of results.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2013, 09:11:31 am »

Type in Assault team on the keyboard then hit enter.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2013, 10:52:42 am »

Type "swordfish" then press enter.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2013, 02:36:36 pm by ShadowDragon »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2013, 11:44:16 am »

Spawn as battlemech pilot then type in computer "Naval ops commander" or "mech."
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 05:35:21 pm »

Push the nearest person back into the pod
[6] You're closer than anyone else, as well as being the only person out so far, you you jump back at the pod! It doesn't let you back in, so you fall 50 feet, landing on your head. Respawn?

Emerge from the pod, as a Neanderthal. Type 'POTATO' on the keyboard, and press enter.
[3] You are a Cro-Magnon. REQUEST: ADMISSIBLE. GENERATING. A potato pops out of the door.

Spawn as Jackie Chan
Start kicking the cylinder. Include cool flips.

You hurt your feet.

Bus these fools to school.
That seems like it would require a bus.

Spawn as Alex Mercer, run around.
[4] Okay, you're Dr. Mercer. You run around some.

Spawn with assault rife and kill Alex Mercer.
Be part of the anti-monsters attack squad.
   
You spawn* with a [6] nuke, which you decide not to...wait, what? God removes you from existence posthaste. Respawn?
*You can't respawn until you've spawned.

Ah. I wondered when you'd try no magic.
Depressingly? This isn't my first time to try that.

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Emerge from pod as twelve-armed chimpanzee. Kick ass and chew cartilage regardless of results.
You are a normal chimpanzee. [1] You chew on your ear. Mm, cartilage.

Type in Assault team on the keyboard then hit enter.
REQUEST: INADMISSIBLE. REASONS: DANGER, INTELLIGENCE.

Type "swordfish" then press enter.
REQUEST: ADMISSIBLE. GENERATING. Some well-cooked swordfish fillets pop out of the door.

Spawn as battlemech pilot then type in computer "Naval ops commander" or "mech."
You are a pilot without a mech. REQUEST: INADMISSIBLE. REASONS: INTELLIGENCE. REQUEST: INADMISSIBLE. REASONS: DANGER, SIZE.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2013, 05:36:33 pm »

Respawn. Type Magic Labtop into the keyboard
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2013, 05:39:25 pm »

Type 'Blacklight tube'
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2013, 05:40:56 pm »

Spawn as mauve shirt
Explore surroundings
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