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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 99497 times)

Vorthon

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MORE GNAWING.
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Persus13

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Put someone into shadowdragon. Set to fine.
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Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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ShadowDragon

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Output SCP-914 repair guide.
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misko27

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Put someone into shadowdragon. Set to fine.
Next turn, I know what I'm doing to derm it.
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The Age of Man is over. It is the Fire's turn now

Fireiy

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Kill self in explosion of glory
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Furtuka

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Collect all the corpses scattered around the landscape and pile them up somewhere
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It's FEF, not FEOF

GreatWyrmGold

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Insert fists into machine
Run it
Continue with punching

You stick your hands into ShadowDragon and mash him with your head. Sadly, it operates with a turned key.

MORE GNAWING.
[3] More soil gnawed.

Put someone into shadowdragon. Set to fine.
You grab Fireiy [5v2] and shove him in. You then turn the now-bloody turnkey and keep turning...it's broken, pal.

Output SCP-914 repair guide.
You need an input.

Kill self in explosion of glory
[3] You blow yourself up. Well, your cheeks.

Collect all the corpses scattered around the landscape and pile them up somewhere
[3] You make a pile of several corpses.

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[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Xantalos

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Insert one fist into machine.
Activate with other fist.
Punch everything.
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Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

misko27

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Insert nano-bots into SCP 918. Set to very fine. Laugh madly as I die.
 
Boy oh boy I hope I get a six.
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superBlast

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Respawn, make a program on the ultracomputer that'll give it sentience.
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Persus13

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Feed someone else to shadow dragon.
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Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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ShadowDragon

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((I need to be fixed.))
Compel the nearest person to fix me
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Tavik Toth

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  • Oh dear....
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Keep on searching for abandoned military bases.
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misko27

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((I need to be fixed.))
Compel the nearest person to fix me
You need to be working for me to annhilate existance. Fix this before my other action, canceling if it can't be done in one turn.
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Vorthon

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DEVOUR REALITY ITSELF.
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