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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 99537 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Insert one fist into machine.
Activate with other fist.
Punch everything.

[1] You lose an arm.

Respawn, make a program on the ultracomputer that'll give it sentience.
[3-2] You crash the ultracomputer.

Feed someone else to shadow dragon.
[2v2] You struggle with someone unsuccessfully.

((I need to be fixed.))
Compel the nearest person to fix me
((I need to be fixed.))
Compel the nearest person to fix me
You need to be working for me to annhilate existance. Fix this before my other action, canceling if it can't be done in one turn.
[6] misko makes ShadowDragon into a new machine!

Keep on searching for abandoned military bases.
[2] No such luck.
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Xantalos

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Insert other arm.
Operate machine with tongue.
Punch people with fist.
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Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Furtuka

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Find this computer everyones talking about and find out what it does
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It's FEF, not FEOF

superBlast

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Damnit. Higher power, I'm trying to protect reality from these crazy people! Give me a bonus damnit!

Restart the computer and take my time to figure out how it works.
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"Come oooooon, a little insanity never hurt anyone.... Well except for that one guy, but never mind him." -superBlast

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ShadowDragon

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Examine self.
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misko27

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Insert Vorthon's nano-bots, any amount or number, into Shadow dragon. Best way to find out what it does.
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The Age of Man is over. It is the Fire's turn now

Persus13

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Put everyone inside shadowdragon. Set to Fine.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Vorthon

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Misko, I'm not made of nanobots. I'm a hybrid of Tyranids and honeybees. :V
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misko27

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Exactly, You could be so much more. Hence, me puttting parts of you into SCPs. Preferably on fine. Very fine. Perhaps even to the extra, unseen level (except in the one SCP which shows secret desires), "Halle Berry fine".
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The Age of Man is over. It is the Fire's turn now

TCM

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Take nearest player and strangle them.
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

GreatWyrmGold

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Insert other arm.
Operate machine with tongue.
Punch people with fist.
My, but you're persistent.
[5] You turn your arm into a strange thing with a joint in the middle and a glas surface replacing the hand.

Find this computer everyones talking about and find out what it does
You find it. It crashed. Sad.

Restart the computer and take my time to figure out how it works.
[6] You restart it! It seems to be missing vital OS stuff due to your overzealous reboot!

Insert Vorthon's nano-bots, any amount or number, into Shadow dragon. Best way to find out what it does.
They're not nanobots. [1] Out comes a bunch of weird mush.

Put everyone inside shadowdragon. Set to Fine.
[3] You put Fireiy into the machine. [3] Out comes a little girl! Or boy, if Fireiy is a girl.

Take nearest player and strangle them.
[6v3] You strangle Furtaka lethally. Respawn?

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Who wants to nominate this for the RtD Hall of Fame?
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misko27

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Insert a portion of vorthon into machine by any means necessary, eveen letting them eat my hand and lopping it off (althoguh this approach is not preffered). Set to very fine, or "Halle Berry Fine" if the dial goes far enoguh to allow the latter.
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The Age of Man is over. It is the Fire's turn now

TCM

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Insert a portion of vorthon into machine by any means necessary, eveen letting them eat my hand and lopping it off (althoguh this approach is not preffered). Set to very fine, or "Halle Berry Fine" if the dial goes far enoguh to allow the latter.

Strangle this dude.
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Persus13

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Put someone else in. Set to fine.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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misko27

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Insert a portion of vorthon into machine by any means necessary, eveen letting them eat my hand and lopping it off (althoguh this approach is not preffered). Set to very fine, or "Halle Berry Fine" if the dial goes far enoguh to allow the latter.

Strangle this dude.
I CAN ONLY BE DELAYED IN MY QUEST, OFF YEE SCAMPEROUS DEMON.
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The Age of Man is over. It is the Fire's turn now
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