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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 193623 times)

Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1230 on: May 04, 2013, 12:40:04 pm »

Call in Arnold Swarzenegger to kill the rats. Because he is an Ex-Terminator.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1231 on: May 04, 2013, 01:19:07 pm »

what ship am I?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1232 on: May 04, 2013, 03:17:36 pm »

what ship am I?

Someone sig this please.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1234 on: May 04, 2013, 05:59:39 pm »

Help ShadowDragon wake Cthulhu so that the Great Dead One can give me the power I need to liberate Cheesekind.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1235 on: May 04, 2013, 06:45:37 pm »

BUT XANT YOU ARE THE NEESON

And then Xantalos was Liam Neeson.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1236 on: May 04, 2013, 07:21:44 pm »

Wake Cthulhu.
[3] You poke Cthulhu.
GO AWAY, I'M BUSY. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A GREAT DREAM.

Call in Arnold Swarzenegger to kill the rats. Because he is an Ex-Terminator.
[2] Swarzenegger walks in to smack you, before leaving.

what ship am I?
[6] Let's go with the Enterprise. Oh no, the negative space wedgie of the week is sucking you in!

Help ShadowDragon wake Cthulhu so that the Great Dead One can give me the power I need to liberate Cheesekind.
[5] You wake up Cthulhu.
THIS HAD BETTER BE FURTAKING GOOD...

BUT XANT YOU ARE THE NEESON

And then Xantalos was Liam Neeson.
[4-1] You develop telephathy with Neeson.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1237 on: May 04, 2013, 07:23:09 pm »

 EAT CTHULHU. ABSORB POWER. POWER FOREVER.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1238 on: May 04, 2013, 07:23:44 pm »

Assuming YAFB is canon ...
Hanslanda was at one point Liam Neeson. He later revealed himself to also be Cthulhu. Ergo, I have telepathy with Cthulhu.

BECOME THE NEESON
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1239 on: May 04, 2013, 07:50:45 pm »

Help Cthulhu kill Cheesecake.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1240 on: May 04, 2013, 07:53:51 pm »

Go win a chess tournament.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1241 on: May 04, 2013, 08:00:45 pm »

Help Cheesecake eat Cthulhu.

I fix'd it for you.

(Xantalos is Cthulhu? Seems like I'm gonna have to eat you again...)
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1242 on: May 04, 2013, 08:01:26 pm »

(Xantalos is Cthulhu? Seems like I'm gonna have to eat you again...)
(Not yet.)
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1243 on: May 04, 2013, 09:05:31 pm »

Call in the Avengers

(Anyone seen Iron Man 3?)
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1244 on: May 04, 2013, 09:40:11 pm »

(Wow, lots of stuff just happened!)

Repair the factory if necessary. Begin manufacturing cheesecake warriors to battle Cthulhu.
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