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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 194175 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1245 on: May 04, 2013, 09:49:34 pm »

EAT CTHULHU. ABSORB POWER. POWER FOREVER.
[2] NOW I'M REALLY MAD. [3+3+1v4] Cthulhu eats you and returns to sleep. Respawn?

Assuming YAFB is canon ...
Why would you assume that?

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BECOME THE NEESON
[3+1] You do.

Help Cthulhu kill Cheesecake.
You do.

Go win a chess tournament.
[1] You decide to practice chess and play against a potted plant. You lose.

Call in the Avengers
[6] Avengers...ASSEMBLE!
They promptly beat you up. Puny bureaucrat.

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(Anyone seen Iron Man 3?)
Sadly, not yet.

Repair the factory if necessary. Begin manufacturing cheesecake warriors to battle Cthulhu.
[3] You make a single cheesecake squire!
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1246 on: May 04, 2013, 09:51:27 pm »

EXCELLENT
FIND MY DAUGHTER AND KILL THE BASTARDS WHO STOLE HER
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1247 on: May 04, 2013, 09:53:37 pm »

Respawn. Join Cheesecake kinsmen in the glorious battle to kill Cthulhu! Eat his body again.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1248 on: May 04, 2013, 09:54:57 pm »

Well then. Call in Iron Monger, Loki, Mickey ROurke, Chuck Norris, Red Skull, and Abomination and create the Revengers.

(I saw an hour ago. I liked it.)
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1249 on: May 04, 2013, 10:24:39 pm »

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1250 on: May 05, 2013, 12:43:22 am »

Go and take over a random nation.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1251 on: May 05, 2013, 12:45:59 am »

Begin rebuilding the grand army of the afterlife.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1252 on: May 05, 2013, 06:48:35 am »

Mickey ROurke
Who?

He's a wrestler, and was the russian guy in Iron man 2.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1253 on: May 05, 2013, 08:27:47 am »

Help Cthulhu kill Cheesecake again. If Cthulhu loses eat him before Cheesecake can.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Furtaking Good
« Reply #1254 on: May 05, 2013, 11:23:43 am »

Star trek enterprise or a different one that has been modified. Probably Star Trek.
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EXCELLENT
FIND MY DAUGHTER AND KILL THE BASTARDS WHO STOLE HER

[5] Check. That was boring.

Respawn. Join Cheesecake kinsmen in the glorious battle to kill Cthulhu! Eat his body again.
[3] Several cheesecakes join you. [6+0.1v3+3] You use them to bludgeon Cthulhu to unconsciousness!

Well then. Call in Iron Monger, Loki, Mickey ROurke, Chuck Norris, Red Skull, and Abomination and create the Revengers.
(The capitalization is what threw me.)
[6] The Revengers form! They team up with the Avengers and beat you up! You villain! Respawn?!?

Go and take over a random nation.
[2] You invade Guatemala and fail.

Begin rebuilding the grand army of the afterlife.
[2] You just get funds.

Help Cthulhu kill Cheesecake again. If Cthulhu loses eat him before Cheesecake can.
[6v2+3-1] You slay the incapacitated Cthulhu.

Star trek enterprise or a different one that has been modified. Probably Star Trek.
You are that one. You're being drawn into a--never mind. You're in the anomaly!
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Gain Force Powers
Go kill someone
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Attempt to put Cthulu's ghost on trial and recruit it
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Attempt to recruit Cthulu's ghost
He's unconcious, for one. Not dead. Well, Cthulhu already IS dead, but you know what I mean.
Also, Cthulhu's ghost would eat yo ass.
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Open the door of the metal shack.
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