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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 200292 times)

ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ivalos
« Reply #1350 on: May 18, 2013, 08:38:52 pm »

Prevent GWG's birth.
How?
And why?
((By killing his parents. I am doing it to see what happens.))
Wake Cthulhu. Ask him to destroy humanity.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ivalos
« Reply #1351 on: May 18, 2013, 09:02:20 pm »

Punch Xantalos in the snout to reestablish existence.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ivalos
« Reply #1352 on: May 18, 2013, 10:47:08 pm »

Fuse with the ponies to absorb their power, then break into the Mecha and remove its sentience. Then bind it to my will and DESTROY XANTA/IVALOS.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ivalos
« Reply #1353 on: May 18, 2013, 10:49:04 pm »

Get tank support.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ivalos
« Reply #1354 on: May 19, 2013, 12:05:56 am »

Get tank support.
Aid action, but kill Fireiy at the last minute and take the tanks for myself!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ivalos
« Reply #1355 on: May 19, 2013, 12:25:12 am »

ABSORB IVALOS
DEVOUR THE OTHERS


SERIOUSLY WHY ARE YOU GUYS ATTACKING ME
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ivalos
« Reply #1356 on: May 19, 2013, 05:31:15 am »

Recruit people to help coup.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ivalos
« Reply #1357 on: May 19, 2013, 10:19:05 am »

Summon Millennium Falcon. Get them to blow up the Enterprise.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ivalos
« Reply #1358 on: May 19, 2013, 10:56:17 am »

Will the Sword of Xantalos-slaying into existence.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Adolf, Xantalos, and Ponies
« Reply #1359 on: May 19, 2013, 02:42:03 pm »

Prevent GWG's birth.
How?
And why?
((By killing his parents. I am doing it to see what happens.))
Wake Cthulhu. Ask him to destroy humanity.
He's already awake. And not interested, due to more pressing destructive needs.

Punch Xantalos in the snout to reestablish existence.
[4] FURTAKA PAWNCH! [3] He feels a bit insulted and insubordinated.

Fuse with the ponies to absorb their power, then break into the Mecha and remove its sentience. Then bind it to my will and DESTROY XANTA/IVALOS.
[1] The Ponies of the Apocalypse trample you. Respawn?

Get tank support.
[4+1] You get some tanks. To be exact, mechanized infantry armed with the best weapons and AI available. But they won't respond to your commands...

Get tank support.
Aid action, but kill Fireiy at the last minute and take the tanks for myself!
[5] Control of the tanks gained.

ABSORB IVALOS
DEVOUR THE OTHERS


SERIOUSLY WHY ARE YOU GUYS ATTACKING ME
I suspect it's because you are almost as powerful as a deity.
[5+1+1v1+2] Ivalos's power has been drained. Cthulhu beats you up, but freeformschooler gave you a sword which will let you kill it...

Recruit people to help coup.
[1] You recruit a messenger who turns you over to the leadership. You hear the person giving him a medal calling him "Adolf"...

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Kealay Xantalos!
[4+3v3+3] You beat up Xantalos. But now he has a mighty sword...

Summon Millennium Falcon. Get them to blow up the Enterprise.
[3] You summon a TIE fighter. [3-1] They won't take such a suicide mission.

Will the Sword of Xantalos-slaying into existence.
[1] You give Xantalos the Sword of Elderslaying.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Adolf, Xantalos, and Ponies
« Reply #1360 on: May 19, 2013, 03:08:59 pm »

Form a cult.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Adolf, Xantalos, and Ponies
« Reply #1361 on: May 19, 2013, 03:20:16 pm »

Summon Millennium Falcon. Get them to blow up the Enterprise.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Adolf, Xantalos, and Ponies
« Reply #1362 on: May 19, 2013, 04:09:57 pm »

I remember you, Cthulhu. You were a subordinate of mine once. You were good, competent.
I hear you've been fired recently. If you wish I could offer you your old post.


Offer job to Cthulhu. Kill anyone who attacks me.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Adolf, Xantalos, and Ponies
« Reply #1363 on: May 19, 2013, 04:54:52 pm »

Send out signal for help from any other bolos. Or anyone else who can help.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Adolf, Xantalos, and Ponies
« Reply #1364 on: May 19, 2013, 05:13:35 pm »

((I think you missed my turn))

Eat Xantalos. Re-bake myself into Xantacake.
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