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Who's excited for Warrens' return?

me
- 8 (16%)
me
- 2 (4%)
me
- 5 (10%)
help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help
- 29 (58%)
me
- 6 (12%)

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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome ???  (Read 3735790 times)

NAV

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11145 on: January 26, 2014, 12:13:00 am »
He didn't even have to roll.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11146 on: January 26, 2014, 12:13:44 am »
Quote from: freeformschooler on January 26, 2014, 12:12:04 am
Quote from: Empiricist on January 26, 2014, 12:11:02 am
I wonder if we could carry the Buy pad around with the shopkeeper on top of it like some sort of Capitalist Ark of the Covenant.

now I'M laughing
Attempt to store the Laughter of @FreeFormSchooler, maybe we could sell it, or weaponize it. Or revive Slog with it as a Servant of the Lying Creator.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11147 on: January 26, 2014, 12:19:30 am »
TEACH ME IN THE WAYS OF LASERFACE SEMPAI
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11148 on: January 26, 2014, 12:21:29 am »
Ship Ciro x Shopkeeper in honor of this magnificent event!






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...SON OF A BITCH! If Shopkeepers have eye beams, and Oric acted as a shopkeer... does that mean he has eyebeams?
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11149 on: January 26, 2014, 12:22:23 am »
Quote from: Furtuka on January 26, 2014, 12:19:30 am
TEACH ME IN THE WAYS OF LASERFACE SEMPAI
-1 the shopkeeper might misunderstand and shoot us in the face.

Edit:
Open a shop. Become a shopkeeper. Capitalism superpowers!
« Last Edit: January 26, 2014, 12:24:06 am by NAV »
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11150 on: January 26, 2014, 12:24:03 am »
I wonder what kind of reagent the broken glass will be.

Sadness? That jar might have been useful.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11151 on: January 26, 2014, 12:43:06 am »
Well, who'd have thought that hiding behind a shopkeeper would be the ultimate defense?
Anyone who's played, oh, what was it, Nethack I believe? :P

Definitely worth it, definitely taking advantage of the system, definitely awesome.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11152 on: January 26, 2014, 12:56:03 am »
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11153 on: January 26, 2014, 12:58:41 am »


first image ffs

first image.

but yeah maybe now people will acknowledge that shenanigans will inevitably lead to discovery of game mechanics?
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11154 on: January 26, 2014, 01:09:41 am »
I think we know what happened to the wizards taken out of the dungeon and put in the Warrens...

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11155 on: January 26, 2014, 01:13:51 am »
LOL!
I knew the shopkeers were DO NOT MESS WITH, but that was HILARIOUS!
"poke" [LOL]
"I'MA FIRIN MY LAZORS!"

tactical diplomacy with the goal of "may we carry you around on the buy button?" edit: revised plan later on.

Failing that, switch to shenanigans with the combining machine. edit: emphasis on triggering the door trap.

« Last Edit: January 26, 2014, 07:57:08 pm by fractalman »
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11156 on: January 26, 2014, 01:44:53 am »
Of course he has eye lasers! That eyebrow gambit ain't just for haggling bonuses, y'know! It's secret training for the eye laser muscles most people let grow weak and unused!

Also, he's an attackable shopkeeper in a video game-inspired dungeon. Those guys are always firing lasers and changing your name to 'THIEF' or shooting fireballs from their flanking bonfires or whatever.

Uh, anyways, gather glass shards for use in Skill Tree.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11157 on: January 26, 2014, 04:08:30 am »
He could've summoned about 500 gazillion of his cousins and randomly changed our reagents.

This is the best update.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11158 on: January 26, 2014, 04:15:22 am »
Anyway, let's grab what's little's left of that Burro.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: And That's What Shopkeepers Do
« Reply #11159 on: January 26, 2014, 09:08:27 am »
Oh, and by the way, we should apologize to the shopkeeper about standing on his head. Just in case, y'know?

Quote from: 10ebbor10 on January 26, 2014, 04:15:22 am
Anyway, let's grab what's little's left of that Burro.
Quote from: Toaster on January 26, 2014, 12:10:04 am
Attempt to sell the Fusion Machine.  Failing that, flip it over eastwise so it triggers the trap in front of the door.
Quote from: IronyOwl on January 26, 2014, 12:05:21 am
So. Part 1 ended considerably worse than my idea would have. Part 2 ended considerably better.


Quote from: Dermonster on January 25, 2014, 11:55:53 pm
Everyone: Holy shit
This but also loot the Burro. I don't care if it has no valuables, I said loot it, not take its stuff.

Also broken glass for reagents, yes.
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