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Who's excited for Warrens' return?

me
- 8 (16%)
me
- 2 (4%)
me
- 5 (10%)
help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help
- 29 (58%)
me
- 6 (12%)

Total Members Voted: 50


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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome ???  (Read 3695611 times)

Xantalos

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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2013, 02:03:17 am »

>Add ridiculous stats to statsheet
>Kick spider's ass 7 ways to sunday
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2013, 02:05:11 am »

Bribe spider with coin.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2013, 02:08:05 am »

>Add ridiculous stats to statsheet
>Kick spider's ass 7 ways to sunday



You don't have any points in CHEATING. Or any stats other than these ones, for that matter.

Bribe spider with coin.

How many?
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Xantalos

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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2013, 02:09:38 am »

>Rewrite health stat as 10/10

...7 coins.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2013, 02:17:10 am »

...7 coins.



(ROLL: 8!) The spider thinks you are mentally deficient, but it allows you a headstart for your generosity.

>Rewrite health stat as 10/10

You still don't have any points in CHEATING.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2013, 02:17:57 am »

Note: when leveling up, put points into CHEATING.

>Go into next room.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2013, 02:57:10 am »

Note: when leveling up, put points into CHEATING.

>Go into next room.



The spider politely follows you into the next room.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2013, 02:59:01 am »

Hmm...attempt to convince spider to become follower.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2013, 03:04:25 am »

Hmm...attempt to convince spider to become follower.



(ROLL: 1) The spider thinks this is an amazingly stupid idea. It becomes ENRAGED! Combat activated!
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2013, 03:05:40 am »

Whip out Bug Spray!
Use.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2013, 03:18:22 am »

Use Dynamic Entry on the spider.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2013, 07:10:11 am »

Whip it with your bandanna
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2013, 11:19:08 am »

Whip it with your bandanna



(Roll: 4!) You whip the spider right round with a headband baby. The dice line up perfectly, and the spider takes 4 damage, looking decently injured! (Roll: 1!) It retaliates, dealing 1 damage. You shrug it off like a champ.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2013, 11:23:20 am »

Headbutt.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2013, 11:38:27 am »

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