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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: rip twoota  (Read 1996498 times)

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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #180 on: January 19, 2013, 12:01:02 am »

Eat cucumber. Get food poisoning ( or just normal poisoning) Profit
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #181 on: January 19, 2013, 03:04:25 am »

Do not eat. Examine shiny thing next to disc thing.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #182 on: January 19, 2013, 06:05:30 am »

Astral Influx menu, press us.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #183 on: January 19, 2013, 09:27:57 am »

Astral Influx menu, press us.

You press the icon of your own head on the Astral Influx menu.



You feel a tingly sensation, but nothing happens.

Eat cucumber. Get food poisoning ( or just normal poisoning) Profit
Only an idiot would eat it, but we've been temporarily rendered an idiot, so yes.



You eat the disc. (Roll: 19) It doesn't cut your throat on the way down, luckily. You feel an immense amount of knowledge welling up in you. You learn the disc was TM 86: Grass Knot! You have learned Grass Knot!



You add the ability to your inventory.

Do not eat. Examine shiny thing next to disc thing.

What shiny thing?
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #184 on: January 19, 2013, 09:30:44 am »

Attempt to wriggle free again
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #185 on: January 19, 2013, 09:35:00 am »

Class change to slime master, Order it to let you out.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #186 on: January 19, 2013, 09:38:24 am »

Class change to slime master, Order it to let you out.

You don't have a Class Tree!

Attempt to wriggle free again



You kick and punch the slimey cube from the inside out. (Roll: 14, 1) Unfortunately, you only manage to slightly harm it. You are too stupid to be horrified by this situation.



The gelatin retaliates by throwing you against the floor and back, (Roll: 10, 3) dealing three damage to you. It then calms down again. Riltia seems to be headed somewhere.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #187 on: January 19, 2013, 11:22:55 am »

Fall over and roll around, maybe slamming into the wall a few times
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #188 on: January 19, 2013, 11:35:27 am »

Fall over and roll around, maybe slamming into the wall a few times



(15, 4) You intentionally fall flat on your face, causing the gelatinous cube to explode from damage overflow. A bunch of green stuff splatters on the ground. You briefly consider how the green stuff might taste, but your Enchantment: Touch of Idiocy wears off moments later, causing you to rethink the idea.

Riltia looks up at you.

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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #189 on: January 19, 2013, 11:39:25 am »

To the door.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome
« Reply #190 on: January 19, 2013, 11:59:15 am »

Swap your whack skill for your sword with Riltia, it probably works better with spears than swords anyways
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The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Underside
« Reply #191 on: January 19, 2013, 01:19:47 pm »

Swap your whack skill for your sword with Riltia, it probably works better with spears than swords anyways



You swap your skill with her sword. All is right in the world now that you have a weapon again.

To the door.



A girl with a weird dress whispers to herself quietly as you enter. She wears a green visor over her silly yellow hair. After a few moments, she turns around, jumps back and starts yelling with a high-pitched voice.





The floor opens up under Ritlia and you. Moments before falling into the new opening, you catch a glimpse of some large, metallic vents down below.





The girl makes a run for it.









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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Underside
« Reply #192 on: January 19, 2013, 01:44:51 pm »

Get up and walk left.
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Underside
« Reply #193 on: January 19, 2013, 01:49:07 pm »

Grass Knot only works well on heavy things, though. We haven't fought anyone heavy yet. ::)
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Re: The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Underside
« Reply #194 on: January 19, 2013, 02:05:24 pm »

Use the indents in the side of the pipe to sort of leapfrog your way back up.
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