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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: rip twoota  (Read 2067066 times)

sjm9876

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #615 on: January 26, 2013, 03:28:17 am »

As I feel her unearned murder is no longer a valid choice........
Give her a gift.
Edit: I just realized we don't have anything spare....... I'm going to go hide in a corner and ponder how random murder may not be so good after all.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2013, 03:30:02 am by sjm9876 »
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But there's laughter and oh there is love, just past the edge of our fears.
And there's chaos when push comes to shove, but it's music to my ears.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #616 on: January 26, 2013, 04:14:57 am »

> Cherish the Brat, White Apprentice: Join me on my adventures!
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #617 on: January 26, 2013, 05:27:19 am »

As I feel her unearned murder is no longer a valid choice........
Give her a gift.
Edit: I just realized we don't have anything spare....... I'm going to go hide in a corner and ponder how random murder may not be so good after all.
To make up for my mistakes i propose we warn her we were being chased by a giant digging worm-Riltia. Just in case the small metal hatchway isn't quite sufficient to stop it.......
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My dreams are not unlike yours - they long for the safety, and break like a glass chandelier.
But there's laughter and oh there is love, just past the edge of our fears.
And there's chaos when push comes to shove, but it's music to my ears.

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Aerie

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #618 on: January 26, 2013, 06:39:02 am »

To make up for my mistakes i propose we warn her we were being chased by a giant digging worm-Riltia. Just in case the small metal hatchway isn't quite sufficient to stop it.......

This. It may be a good idea to warn bee-lady that THERE IS A GIANT FUCKING WORM MONSTER ABOUT TO MURDER-FUCK OUR ASSES.

(and it's entirely Al's fault.)
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #619 on: January 26, 2013, 07:56:10 am »

Woo, 618-posts-in-like-one-hour-sprint finished! This is seriously awesome.

Open the door we came through, walk away in a random direction. Let the compugirl deal with Riltia.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #620 on: January 26, 2013, 09:25:36 am »

Activate life-ruinedtech 57: It's all my fault
And
Life-ruinedtech 38: It's everyone else's fault!
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #621 on: January 26, 2013, 09:39:32 am »

WOW. I leave you 5 minutes (okay, maybe more), and this story went from "light hearted" to "FFFFFFUUUUUU-ING GRIMDARK"...
wow. just wow. :o^100

>befriend bee girl.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #622 on: January 26, 2013, 09:58:44 am »

Wow. This is the only turn of events in a forum game, to make me feel an emotion other than mirth. This is the only forum game, to make me feel sad. Bay12, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #623 on: January 26, 2013, 10:20:24 am »

Wow. This is the only turn of events in a forum game, to make me feel an emotion other than mirth. This is the only forum game, to make me feel sad. Bay12, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
We took the dying anguish of every dwarf you ever caused and unleash it in a unassuming forum game.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #624 on: January 26, 2013, 10:51:40 am »

Wow. This is the only turn of events in a forum game, to make me feel an emotion other than mirth. This is the only forum game, to make me feel sad. Bay12, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
WOW. I leave you 5 minutes (okay, maybe more), and this story went from "light hearted" to "FFFFFFUUUUUU-ING GRIMDARK"...
wow. just wow. :o^100
We took the dying anguish of every dwarf you ever caused and unleash it in a unassuming forum game.

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> Cherish the Brat, White Apprentice: Join me on my adventures!
Introduce yourself and try to force a smile
Say thank you.

(Roll: 18) You manage to force a smile.





This. It may be a good idea to warn bee-lady that THERE IS A GIANT FUCKING WORM MONSTER ABOUT TO MURDER-FUCK OUR ASSES.
Naw. Too much of a touchy subject.
Open the door we came through, walk away in a random direction. Let the compugirl deal with Riltia.





> Ask her name.
Where are we? Who are you?













>befriend bee girl.



You run up and throw your arms around Proxxy.





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« Last Edit: January 26, 2013, 11:05:44 am by freeformschooler »
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #625 on: January 26, 2013, 10:54:24 am »

Menues menues menues menues
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #626 on: January 26, 2013, 11:01:40 am »

Hand your refresh potion to Proxxy to free up inventory space as a token of your affection friendship.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2013, 12:41:40 pm by Aerie »
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #627 on: January 26, 2013, 11:02:43 am »

Ask her about where you are what does she do
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #628 on: January 26, 2013, 11:06:50 am »

Menues menues menues menues
THIS

Also, remember there was a sidequest for doing exactly what we just did. And it paid well.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Nepotism
« Reply #629 on: January 26, 2013, 11:14:41 am »

We couldn't have known. Also, in order to be paid we needed to have gone back, right.
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