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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: rip twoota  (Read 2037633 times)

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Now With a Love Triangle
« Reply #2610 on: April 05, 2013, 01:43:15 pm »

Al: Ignore guard. Throw a rock into the zappy dome. See what happens to it.

Ciro wears Slog-harness to carry Slog.
Riltia carries Ciro.
Al carries Riltia.
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Profit!

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2611 on: April 05, 2013, 07:19:39 pm »

Title mentions a love triangle. Best way to deal with those is a threesome. Anyone else agree?

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2612 on: April 05, 2013, 07:29:07 pm »

Title mentions a love triangle. Best way to deal with those is a threesome. Anyone else agree?
Well, yes a triangle does indicate three... But what should consist of three to resolve one? I'm not entirely sure what you mean, I could not find a verb form of that word. I believe that love triangles are likely best resolved through removal of the love. It is such a horrid thing.

EDIT: My apologies, a game of golf does sound like a nice team building exercise. A capital idea indeed, but where will we find a course?
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2613 on: April 05, 2013, 08:48:09 pm »

I spy a little unlove towards Slog... this must not be!

Slog: Hug Rilita, because...

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Now With a Love Triangle
« Reply #2614 on: April 05, 2013, 10:49:47 pm »

Al: Ignore guard. Throw a rock into the zappy dome. See what happens to it.
Then throw guard into zappy zone, see what happens to him.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2615 on: April 05, 2013, 10:58:21 pm »

Guard: Reveal name to be Wilford.



My name's Wilford, by the way.

That's nice.

Why aren't you coming with me?

Because I'm not afraid of you.

But I have a fancy spear. And I'm dangerous. Really dangerous!

You're not dangerous.

Why not?

Weapons don't make people dangerous. You're not thinking enough.

I'm not?

No, I mean that's it. You're not thinking enough. Men who think all the time are the most dangerous men in the world. A normal man builds a weapon and strikes down his brother. A thinking man builds an army and topples his nation.

Oh. Why would a normal man kill his brother?

He wasn't really thinking at the time.

Al: Ignore guard. Throw a rock into the zappy dome. See what happens to it.



You're not really a boy, are you?

I'm older than I look.

How old ARE you?

Ninety-seven. I'm turning ninety-eight on Twentieth Fog.

You're pulling my leg.

Sure.

You don't seem very surprised by any of this.

I was more surprised by what you said a minute ago. You locked up people with special powers in the Royal Prison?

Oh, I didn't lock them up. I just guarded the locks.

Weren't you afraid they'd just throw lightning through the locks or somethin and escape? Weren't you afraid to die then?

I don't like it when there's a lot of noise and movement and disruption. I like tomorrow to be the same as today and yesterday. Getting paid to make sure that happens was nice.

Why'd you quit?

I didn't quit. I was transferred.

There was more gold in a job yelling at bleach-blonde men in the middle of the night than in a job protecting incredibly powerful prisoners?

I didn't have a choice. The prisoners were relocated.



Hey, look. The rock just sorta phased through.

What if it just burnt up really fast?

I guess we'll never know, huh?

You're not thinking about...

I'm always thinking, Wilford.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2616 on: April 05, 2013, 11:01:02 pm »

Push Wilford in then jump in after him
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2617 on: April 05, 2013, 11:01:40 pm »

Slog constellation. XD
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2618 on: April 05, 2013, 11:03:00 pm »

Slog has transcended into his astral form retroactively in the futures past.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2619 on: April 05, 2013, 11:05:06 pm »

So... you're saying Slog wants to investigate pickles?
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2620 on: April 05, 2013, 11:42:48 pm »

So... you're saying Slog wants to investigate pickles?

Oh that's just Slimius, the Slog Star.

...And a bunch of other stars, located in the, uh, Hershey's Kiss nebula. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Anyways, Slog can't fondly regard creation. I mean, look at his eyes! They're going all which ways! Nothing's going to be in focus for him. It really explains his aim. :P
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2621 on: April 05, 2013, 11:45:03 pm »

Al: Offer Wilford to come with you. Why not, a thinking man needs unthinking tin men, after all.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2622 on: April 06, 2013, 12:20:17 am »

Hey, look. The rock just sorta phased through.

What if it just burnt up really fast?

Al: Congratulate Wilford on his ability to think. Tell him to test his thinking by sticking his spear through the barrier, and pulling it out again.

He has a bright future in research ahead of him, I just know it.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2623 on: April 06, 2013, 05:58:52 am »

Al: Strongly suspect they were relocated to the dungeon, and that Oric had at least something to do with it.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« Reply #2624 on: April 06, 2013, 08:46:17 am »

Ask  number of prisoners
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