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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: rip twoota  (Read 1995902 times)

BunnyBob77

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Almost Proxxy War
« Reply #7860 on: August 08, 2013, 03:16:05 pm »

Cherish: Feign ignorance
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« Reply #7861 on: August 08, 2013, 03:16:21 pm »

Oh god. The shit, it is real.

Ciro: Bloodshape Plush Cat. Bribe with Plush Cat

Get that bitch a plush cat. Bitches love plush cats.
Thiiiiiiis.
Agreed.
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« Reply #7862 on: August 08, 2013, 03:19:44 pm »

Hard questions seems the best option.
I can't see her accepting bribes, the other general actions are useless, and if We feign ignorance Proxxy will call bullshit for sure.
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« Reply #7863 on: August 08, 2013, 03:19:53 pm »

"Here you go, have this cat made of MY OWN BLOOD to make you feel better."

Why don't we try bribery after we've increased the relationship a bit?
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Almost Proxxy War
« Reply #7864 on: August 08, 2013, 04:04:52 pm »

We're easing tensions! Everything is a bit confrontational right now (entirely understandable) so a peace offering is a natural way to break the ice and show we're not here to fight. And we already know she likes plush cats...

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« Reply #7865 on: August 08, 2013, 04:12:33 pm »

"Have this cat because I value you enough as a person to rid myself of precious body fluids to shape it for you. *blush*"

here this isn't exactly perfect but it'll have to suffice

did you guys actually want to make the warrens a dating sim but none of you have played a goddamn dating sim before

we need to look inside our heart and find the smoothness and suaveness we never had and apply it by the wagonload

WAGONLOAD

Spoiler: THIS MUCH (click to show/hide)

you guys always had problems with simple measurement units so i'm giving this as an example alright i trust that you will use that example responsibly and i put an official disclaimer that i take no responsibility if you take my wagonload picture and turn it into a weapon of mass destruction okay thanks

on that note, we might want to become railway pros sometime soon. put two points in railways. everyone knows everyone loves riding down them rails with a +2 to not getting killed via impaling oneself onto a rocket propelled spike staff spinning at 9000 revelations per minute which is about as much as you're going to need to seduce diplomance proxxy without preparing even the singlest goddamn teddy bear won at a blorble festival or something, you guys didn't even trigger a single flag

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« Reply #7866 on: August 08, 2013, 04:14:41 pm »

Ciro: Bloodshape a flag. Then bloodshape a cat plushy and bribe Proxxy with it.
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« Reply #7867 on: August 08, 2013, 04:32:28 pm »

For all of those who want to bloodshape stuff: don't give our MHP as a gift, please.
(I don't even think that it is possible to do that, as we can't do anything but talk)

If I had to choose something, hard questions

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« Reply #7868 on: August 08, 2013, 04:34:23 pm »

If there is EVER rumor of a Blorble Festival, I am 1000% in favor of checking that shit out. I don't even care if it's an obvious trap. If we're Robin Hood, then Blorble Festivals are our Archery Contests.

@Tomcost- That's why it's such a good gift! "Look, I'm so in favor of us not fighting I'm willing to temporarily relieve myself of the sticky goodness that keeps me alive." Plus it might not even cost anything, if it's like the headband.

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« Reply #7869 on: August 08, 2013, 04:36:57 pm »

@Tomcost- That's why it's such a good gift! "Look, I'm so in favor of us not fighting I'm willing to temporarily relieve myself of the sticky goodness that keeps me alive." Plus it might not even cost anything, if it's like the headband.
The headband didn't cost us anything because we rolled a 19 for a petty object. If that is not the case, well, that's not good if we have to fight.

Also, I would rather not do something so risky. There are better ways to win the argument.

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« Reply #7870 on: August 08, 2013, 04:55:14 pm »

Let's play on the evil clichés, a bit. Shall we.

Get her to gloat on her plan. Maybe give some plot exposition.
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« Reply #7871 on: August 08, 2013, 04:59:09 pm »

I for one am in favor of plush cats.

Also casual torture of Al but we don't get to choose.

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« Reply #7872 on: August 08, 2013, 05:23:29 pm »

Cherish:  Hard Questions
Proxxy:  Casually Torture Al



I know I can't suggest for the other side, but still...
This.

I don't think we should bloodshape temporary gifts. Might look dishonest or mean.
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« Reply #7873 on: August 08, 2013, 05:48:06 pm »

Also, that whole giving away max HP forever bit.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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« Reply #7874 on: August 08, 2013, 06:39:27 pm »

OH SNAP

If we lose this, we could lose Cherish! AND STILL HAVE TO FIGHT PROXXY.

-1 to feign ignorance! Cherish has been hinting that we should be acting tough, not running away like we have been.

Hard Question, perform some paradoxical powers on that pitiful Proxxy pawn!
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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