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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: rip twoota  (Read 1991837 times)

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10695 on: December 31, 2013, 12:03:39 am »

Its a series of jokes GWG
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10696 on: December 31, 2013, 12:04:06 am »

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10697 on: December 31, 2013, 12:05:07 am »

WHICH GROWS ON SOIL, INBRED PEASANT!
THEN HOW COME WE DON'T SAY "GROW ON SOIL" FOR EVERYTHING, SINCE TREES ALSO GROW ON SOIL,  FECKLESS KNAVE?
BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL SAYING WAS A CONVENIENT IDIOM FOR THE RARITY OF AN OBJECT, SEEING AS THE TREES THAT PEOPLE WERE MOST FAMILIAR WITH GREW APPLES WHICH ARE QUITE COMMON, YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE!
ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE? I SHOULD NOT EVEN HAVE TO INSULT YOU IF YOU ARE INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10698 on: December 31, 2013, 12:06:45 am »

WHICH GROWS ON SOIL, INBRED PEASANT!
THEN HOW COME WE DON'T SAY "GROW ON SOIL" FOR EVERYTHING, SINCE TREES ALSO GROW ON SOIL,  FECKLESS KNAVE?
BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL SAYING WAS A CONVENIENT IDIOM FOR THE RARITY OF AN OBJECT, SEEING AS THE TREES THAT PEOPLE WERE MOST FAMILIAR WITH GREW APPLES WHICH ARE QUITE COMMON, YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE!
ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE? I SHOULD NOT EVEN HAVE TO INSULT YOU IF YOU ARE INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE.
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE GRASS. WE HAD DIRT, AND THAT WAS IT. IT WAS OUR DINNER, OUR TOYBOX, OUR INTERNET, AND OUR ONLY FRIEND.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10699 on: December 31, 2013, 12:07:14 am »

I AM SAYING THAT GRASS DOES NOT PRODUCE FRUIT AND THAT TREES DO, WHICH MAKES TREES MORE CONVENIENT FOR THE SAYING. ALSO MOST PEOPLE IGNORE GRASS AS IT IS MERELY A DECORATIVE FEATURE AND APPLES ARE A SOURCE OF TASTINESS AND VITTLES. YOU UNGRACEFUL HEATHEN!
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10700 on: December 31, 2013, 12:08:35 am »

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

* LordSlowpoke shrugs and slaps Furtuka with a glove.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10701 on: December 31, 2013, 12:09:38 am »

I AM SAYING THAT GRASS DOES NOT PRODUCE FRUIT AND THAT TREES DO, WHICH MAKES TREES MORE CONVENIENT FOR THE SAYING. ALSO MOST PEOPLE IGNORE GRASS AS IT IS MERELY A DECORATIVE FEATURE AND APPLES ARE A SOURCE OF TASTINESS AND VITTLES. YOU UNGRACEFUL HEATHEN!
IF NOTHING GROWS ON GRASS THEN WHY DOES CORN GROW ON GRASS? IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A FRUIT OR NOT! IT IS PLENTY TASTY IN IT'S OWN RIGHT! YOU ARE VOLUNTARILY IGNORING THE VERY BASIS OF MY ARGUEMENT!
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10702 on: December 31, 2013, 12:12:49 am »

I AM SAYING THAT GRASS DOES NOT PRODUCE FRUIT AND THAT TREES DO, WHICH MAKES TREES MORE CONVENIENT FOR THE SAYING. ALSO MOST PEOPLE IGNORE GRASS AS IT IS MERELY A DECORATIVE FEATURE AND APPLES ARE A SOURCE OF TASTINESS AND VITTLES. YOU UNGRACEFUL HEATHEN!
IF NOTHING GROWS ON GRASS THEN WHY DOES CORN GROW ON GRASS? IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A FRUIT OR NOT! IT IS PLENTY TASTY IN IT'S OWN RIGHT! YOU ARE VOLUNTARILY IGNORING THE VERY BASIS OF MY ARGUEMENT!

CORN DOES NOT GROW ON GRASS! CORN EITHER IS A GRASS WHICH FEEDS UPON THE DIRT, OR GROWS ON THE CORN STALK DEPENDING ON IF YOU MEAN THE ENTIRE PLANT OR JUST THE COB! IT IS NOT A PARASITIC LIFE FORM THAT FEEDS UPON PEOPLES LAWN!
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.

"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10703 on: December 31, 2013, 12:12:50 am »

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

* LordSlowpoke shrugs and slaps Furtuka with a glove.

SPADES AT DAWN

Wait don't the rules say I get to choose the weapon? Oh well. I'll go see if I can find a deck of cards. You don't mind if they're covered in gundam pictures do you?
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10704 on: December 31, 2013, 12:13:46 am »

Wait don't the rules say I get to choose the weapon?
This is exactly why I want someone to challenge me to a duel.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.

"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10705 on: December 31, 2013, 12:14:35 am »

CORN DOES NOT GROW ON GRASS! CORN EITHER IS A GRASS WHICH FEEDS UPON THE DIRT, OR GROWS ON THE CORN STALK DEPENDING ON IF YOU MEAN THE ENTIRE PLANT OR JUST THE COB! IT IS NOT A PARASITIC LIFE FORM THAT FEEDS UPON PEOPLES LAWN!
I WAS REFERING TO JUST THE EAR OF CORN, AS YOU DON'T EAT THE STALK OF IT, THAT WOULD BE ABSURD.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10706 on: December 31, 2013, 12:14:55 am »

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

* LordSlowpoke shrugs and slaps Furtuka with a glove.

SPADES AT DAWN

Wait don't the rules say I get to choose the weapon? Oh well. I'll go see if I can find a deck of cards. You don't mind if they're covered in gundam pictures do you?

THAT WAS ONLY MY MILD SUGGESTION YOU DUEL EXPERT

* LordSlowpoke tosses a deck of cards in Furtuka's general direction. They are all spades.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10707 on: December 31, 2013, 12:16:03 am »

THEN YOU ARE STILL INCORRECT AS THE COB GROWS ON THE CORN STALK, NOT COMMON GRASS!
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10708 on: December 31, 2013, 12:16:59 am »

THEN YOU ARE STILL INCORRECT AS THE COB GROWS ON THE CORN STALK, NOT COMMON GRASS!
THE POINT WAS THAT CORN DOESN'T GROW ON DIRT!
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10709 on: December 31, 2013, 12:19:19 am »

CORN RECEIVES ALL OF IT'S NUTRIENTS FROM THE SOIL THROUGH THE STALK. WHO IS TO SAY IT DOES NOT GROW UPON THE DIRT? MUCH LIKE THE KINGDOM RELIES ON ITS KING TO SURVIVE THROUGH ITS PEASANTS, OF WHICH YOU ARE ONE!
« Last Edit: December 31, 2013, 12:25:44 am by Dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.

"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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