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Who's excited for Warrens' return?

me
- 8 (16%)
me
- 2 (4%)
me
- 5 (10%)
help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help
- 29 (58%)
me
- 6 (12%)

Total Members Voted: 50


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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome ???  (Read 3695253 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10725 on: December 31, 2013, 12:46:20 am »

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

* LordSlowpoke shrugs and slaps Furtuka with a glove.

SPADES AT DAWN

Wait don't the rules say I get to choose the weapon? Oh well. I'll go see if I can find a deck of cards. You don't mind if they're covered in gundam pictures do you?

THAT WAS ONLY MY MILD SUGGESTION YOU DUEL EXPERT

* LordSlowpoke tosses a deck of cards in Furtuka's general direction. They are all spades.

WELL THEN! I PLACE SLOG IN DEFENSE MODE!


* Furtuka Slams a card down onto the table. All the spades become blorble.

* LordSlowpoke stares at the blorble.

MY GOD, IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

* LordSlowpoke draws a card and throws it on top of the blorble. The blorble is replaced with a hand puppet of Oric.

TAKE THAT!
* Elephant Parade flips over a card.

YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

* All cards  are murdered by searchbots.

That's right, I just set up a trap WITHOUT EVEN BEING IN THE GAME.
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Dermonster

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10726 on: December 31, 2013, 12:46:51 am »

Very well. As the weapon, I choose...


SUPRISE!

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Empiricist

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10727 on: December 31, 2013, 12:48:40 am »

Sorry for the delay gentleman, here are your chips.
*Empiricist gives everyone at the table a predetermined quantity of Casino Chips of varying values with each person receiving the same quantity of chips of each value.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10728 on: December 31, 2013, 12:51:53 am »


staryu op pls nerf

SUPERSNOP BONANZA

* LordSlowpoke gently moisturizes the searchbots.

shh, shh

it's all good now

you can be murderbeasts without anyone judging you

because you killed everyone who judged you but i'm not judging

* LordSlowpoke puts numerous hats on their handpuppet of self
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Furtuka

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10729 on: December 31, 2013, 12:53:05 am »

* Furtuka joins up with LordSlowpoke and begins building a ranch for the Searchbots
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Slayerhero90

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10730 on: December 31, 2013, 12:54:12 am »

* Slayerhero90 sets the searchbots on fire and flees deep underground.
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flame99

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10731 on: December 31, 2013, 12:55:32 am »

Very well. As the weapon, I choose...


SUPRISE!


I must know from whence this beautiful artifact came! The Lord Armok would surely covet such a treasure...
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Dermonster

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10732 on: December 31, 2013, 12:56:18 am »

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Rebuild.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10733 on: December 31, 2013, 12:59:42 am »

* Slayerhero90 sets the searchbots on fire and flees deep underground.

this is the reason ciro went into the warrens, confirmed

oric was a dick and set her searchbot ranch on fire

anyway, i'd like to repurpose this gathering for the purposes of gambling if you'd allow me, empiricist already distributed the chips you see

or maybe a fine game of tacticus?
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Slayerhero90

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10734 on: December 31, 2013, 01:12:46 am »

* Slayerhero90 emerges from the earth, riding on the back of a forgotten beast with poisonous vomit!
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freeformschooler

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10735 on: December 31, 2013, 01:14:12 am »

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Furtuka

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10736 on: December 31, 2013, 01:16:09 am »

* Furtuka bows before the might of FFS and clears the table


Soooo has anyone came up with any ideas on that giant eye thing we saw after the Oversoul incident?
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flame99

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10737 on: December 31, 2013, 01:28:20 am »

Soooo has anyone came up with any ideas on that giant eye thing we saw after the Oversoul incident?
Besides that it's terrifying?
Hm...Maybe it's some form of surveillance? From what we've seen of his handiwork, though, it seems like Oric would use mechanical things. That looks considerably more organic, so...Angels?
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flabort

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10738 on: December 31, 2013, 02:58:28 am »

Very well. As the weapon, I choose...


SUPRISE!

Before detonating a bomb (even one of that magnitude) over the planet on which I supposedly live, first you must question why I agreed to a duel where the weapon is surprise, and secondly why I challenged you over a phone. Third, whether or not I am on that planet at the moment. Fourth, what your butler is doing with your heart in his hand.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Bearded Lady
« Reply #10739 on: December 31, 2013, 03:00:49 am »

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I have the vague feeling the GM would like the chain of conversation to end. Quickly.
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