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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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Total Members Voted: 50

[flabort]

Well, the trap's not going to hurt us again, may as well go east.

[Andres]

Check door for traps. Open its menu.

[freeformschooler]

my dream is that twoota readers build up an unnatural fear of hollow rectangles that follows them for the rest of their lives

[Solymr]

I think I have enough evidence to formulate the Law of Warrens: the updating speed is directly proportional to how inconvenient it is for the players that the game gets updated instantly.

[Dermonster]

Relevent:

jew and improved version: i can update super fast usually but choose not to
Dermonster: only when its detrimental you say
jew and improved version: yes

I suspect that burnout would happen if he updated that fast 24/7 as well.

[Solymr]

Burnout meaning his sippy cup would fill too fast, I suspect.

[LordSlowpoke]

there is no such thing as too fast filling sippy cups

there is only the issue of having not enough mouths to drink

and that is solved simply by drawing more faces

but then you have to kill the faces off to collect the tears ? ?? fucking drawsmiths, how do they work

anyway what we should do now is complete the seduction manuevers and ride our trusty hellyfish steed into the aquarium that is a magical mystical adventure which leads us nowhere but makes ffs' idea of finishing this chapter before 2017 a dream as shattered as cool crab and hella slog.mkv

[heydude6]

Well, the trap's not going to hurt us again, may as well go east.

+1

[Mooply]

I feel like puppet shows should be our goto attack from now on.

[Chris the OK]

Well, the trap's not going to hurt us again, may as well go east.

+1

+1

Dangit.

I was just working on my "detect when FFS updates to TWoOtA and warn me" script, but got lost reading obscure Perl module documentation.

I was going to run it every 10 minutes. I shall now set it to execute every 10 seconds. And I won't just run it from the desktop. I'll have it sound a blaringly loud alarm on my mobile phone.

sexy-cute attacks

That is a very disturbing way to describe an Al-Cherish joint attack, if that's what you were trying to do. May this never see the light of day! The puppets were great, though. What might prove horrifying for any sound-of-mind human being can clearly be a delight for a Hellyfish. And after all we went through, does Proxxy still think Ciro is naught more than a snarkastic douchenozzle?

Bonus action: Ask the Hellyfish if it would like to become half-crab and join us (by way of interpretive dance)

Let's be prepared to drink that health potion before doing anything dangerous, as well.

[Andres]

Bonus action: Ask the Hellyfish if it would like to become half-crab and join us (by way of interpretive dance)

-1

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sexy-cute attacks

That is a very disturbing way to describe an Al-Cherish joint attack, if that's what you were trying to do. May this never see the light of day! The puppets were great, though. What might prove horrifying for any sound-of-mind human being can clearly be a delight for a Hellyfish. And after all we went through, does Proxxy still think Ciro is naught more than a snarkastic douchenozzle?

That's a Proxxy-Al Joint attack, I think. "Mend Maiden" and the clothes being black and yellow, not tan and yellow.
Still a bit weird tho.

[freeformschooler]

Well, the trap's not going to hurt us again, may as well go east.

+1

You head East and find a Checkpoint. This one's infinite-use! Rah, rah, rah!



Ah, the benefits of being a Sinister Sibling. Your Hub has a lot of cool functions. Or would you like to stay on DL3 for the moment?

[LordSlowpoke]

BREAK GLASS

ACQUIRE PETS

[Chris the OK]

BREAK GLASS

ACQUIRE PETS

-1 -1 -1 -1 quiiiiiiick

Action: I vote for going to the hub. Most of the other rooms are pretty dodgy here so we don't have that much of a choice. (see below)