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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: rip twoota  (Read 2081432 times)

Andres

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All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

heydude6

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BREAK GLASS

ACQUIRE PETS

-1

I say just go back to the hub
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

LordSlowpoke

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wow you guys are zero fun permitted within the premises

i mean here ffs goes out of his way to give us pets and you're nope no pets for us

i bet you're all pathos too
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NAV

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Go to hub
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

Chris the OK

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You can always +1 my "Recruit a Hellyfish-Crab ally from the Dark Cathedral" option, if (like me) you want a cute and adorable ally adventuring with us, LordSlowpoke.

... On second thoughts, our knee-jerk reactions may be preventing us from scouting this room's opportunities properly.

Revised action: Go up to the glass and try to charm one of those things from the other side of it. Try and see what the hell those things actually are.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2015, 07:06:27 pm by Chris the OK »
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javierpwn

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I read that as you get to free the "pets", and they'll probably attack.
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LordSlowpoke

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I read that as you get to free the "pets", and they'll probably attack.

i can bet you five lake thalers that these pets are legit

consider their location, consider how they're advertised

these pets are totally good for us, but ffs is placing them in a way which would make us throw them away

i bet they know where to find roboscrollstealer, too
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TheFlame52

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i can bet you five lake thalers that these pets are legit
those are made of cardboard, sir
please leave the premises

LordSlowpoke

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i can bet you five lake thalers that these pets are legit
those are made of cardboard, sir
please leave the premises

i assure you that i found them in an actual lake

there shall be no premises left only the central bank can judge me
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flabort

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But what use do we have for soggy cardboard? :P
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The Cyan Menace

Went away for a while, came back, went away for a while, and back for now.

LordSlowpoke

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...it's a reagent

* LordSlowpoke wiggles eyebrows
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heydude6

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Wait, I have a better idea Attempt to shove the tank containing the pets into the void

We just have to know what happens when one falls inside
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Andres

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Wait, I have a better idea Attempt to shove the tank containing the pets into the void
-1. These things might be baby hellyfish.
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All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

IronyOwl

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Well apparently everyone in this thread is HITLER so we're not going to get any ADORABLE little pets that might or might not eat souls.


my dream is that twoota readers build up an unnatural fear of hollow rectangles that follows them for the rest of their lives
Isn't this every creator's dream? To haunt the minds of everyone they have ever touched well beyond reason?
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"Next, you're gonna wanna fuse the soul of a god with the devourer of time and space and cook it into a nice curry, which you'll find the instructions to in our previous video."
2,500+ chapters about slapping faces
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