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Author Topic: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND VI: HAIROMANCY  (Read 24740 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #195 on: February 26, 2013, 10:38:54 pm »

Sign forms.

"I am she. Kinda. It's complicated."
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #196 on: March 10, 2013, 09:14:01 am »



"The crowd is going wild over that amazing finish!
If we had judges they'd shower her in 11's as she was descending back into the arena.
Oh what a glorious bag she is! Better known as Queen Comeback , if you ask me!
Can't wait to see what else is up that zipper of hers... if you catch my drift!"

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javierpwn rolled a 4


"But don't get to comfortable, because that porous, floating rock is back again!
I thought we lost it when we ventured into nothingness, but his moon powers transform random audience members into werecreatures!
That's what I call dedication and it looks like yet another batch of contestants lost their voucher eligibility!"

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greatwyrmgold rolled a 3

"Self assembling glasses? That's quite the spectacles, folks!"

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Robocorn rolled a 4

"Enjoy that standing ovation, Blademaid, enjoy it while you can!
But you better watch your back, because it looks the worst is still behind you..."



"... just as you thought you'd finally made it, spaghetti are there to haunt you!
Carbs, every female's nemesis, now available in the Twilight Zone!
Visit the Snack Shop for your share of tongue-entangling goodness!"

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PlutoniumApe rolled a 6




"That's a fight she can only lose, though all her efforts mean nothing against the dangerous Art of Hairomancy
She's going down like a hairy mummy and we can only hope that this package will keep a fresh core!"


"If she won't get out of that goldylock prison real quick, she'll definitely fall victim to the mayhem that's about to break loose!
The damn dragon's back, or rather what's left of it. Werecreatures are roaming the arena and this Eyeball looks like it's on a mission!

Don't miss the next episode, because things are definitely getting hairy!"

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #197 on: March 10, 2013, 10:20:46 am »

Heal self. Complain to announcer about being called "the damn dragon."
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #198 on: March 10, 2013, 10:32:34 am »

Arrest the announcer for committing the criminal offense of bad punnery.
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #199 on: March 10, 2013, 10:36:46 am »

Run about the arena drawing Greek symbols and smileyfaces everywhere.

scapheap

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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #200 on: March 10, 2013, 10:38:32 am »

Well, that new.

Toss a blacklight vial at Ape.
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #201 on: March 10, 2013, 10:39:13 am »

Well, that new.

Toss a blacklight vial at Ape.
If I have a tongue and vocal cords at this point, scold scapheap.
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #202 on: March 10, 2013, 10:46:37 am »

"Were-creatures?! Ah, we there never seems to be a moment of peace in the audience around here. Guess I might as well help clean up the mess."

Put the were-creatures to the sword.
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #203 on: March 10, 2013, 10:47:51 am »

Well, that new.

Toss a blacklight vial at Ape.
If I have a tongue and vocal cords at this point, scold scapheap.
Nothing I can do, sorry, stander blackwatch protocol, when face with a horrible monster, make it 10 times worse.
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #204 on: March 10, 2013, 11:03:19 am »

"You... you are the reason i've lostmy fortune. It's all your fault. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Commence operation, Shoot the Moon
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #205 on: March 10, 2013, 11:09:43 am »

USE THE SOCK-POWERS. BE THE SOCK.
Use all hair present in the arena to make a sock large enough to encapsulate Javier.

Miauw has created MoonCapture, an artifact human hair sock!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #206 on: March 10, 2013, 11:23:19 am »

Spread my influence further on the battle field.
Crush the Sock!
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miauw62

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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #207 on: March 10, 2013, 11:33:56 am »

Spread my influence further on the battle field.
Crush the Sock!

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE SOCK. THE SOCK IS EVERYTHING. SURRENDER TO THE SOCK AND BECOME ONE WITH IT.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #208 on: March 10, 2013, 11:40:19 am »

MUST.CONSUME.
CONSUME EVERYTHING!
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
« Reply #209 on: March 10, 2013, 01:05:43 pm »

Throw in a gallon jug of Alchemist's Fire
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