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[MaximumZero]

Merge all of the electric fish together and SUMMON BIGGER FISH.

[Darvi]

............Er0r...##L''´'´           ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ .....▓▓.....rrr.........##G''          ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ .▓▓▓▓...................g....          ▓▓      ▓▓ ▓▓   ▓▓▓....................         ▓▓  @  ▓▓ ▓▓    ▓▓▓...................          ▓▓      ▓▓ ..▓     ▓▓▓        ..........          ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ...▓...▓▓▓. P  .............        ..°..C......................... ................../............. ............. ( x-............. ...................\............ ................................ ................................

The repairbots have slowed down.

Also, that is one ass-ugly fish.

[Vorthon]

I apply more lightning to the primordial soup.

[MaximumZero]

I move a repair droid from the second row of the board up next to the Electric Elemental, wedging it between the elemental and another droid.

[Xantalos]

Bigger fish?
I summon Jar Jar Binks, Cosmic Horror.

[Darvi]

............Er0r...##L''´'´´'        ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ .....▓▓.....rrr.........##G''        ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ .▓▓▓▓...................g....        ▓▓      ▓▓ ▓▓   ▓▓▓....................         ▓▓J@  ▓▓ ▓▓    ▓▓▓...................         ▓▓      ▓▓ ..▓     ▓▓▓        ..........         ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ...▓...▓▓▓. P  .............        ..°..C......................... ................../............. ............. ( x-............. ...................\............ ................................ ................................

The repair droids have all been removed. Field reparation is now indefinitely suspended.

Jackie Chan is now electrified. He is still a few million power levels away from being a super saiyan, though.

JarJar Binks is summoned on the subfield, right next to Xantalos. As per the "No. Hell no. Why him?"-rule from the Handbook to Unpopular Characters, Xant must now succeed a balance roll or JarJar falls down the hole.

[Xantalos]

Performing an effortless balance Barrel Roll from the Starfox rules of TACTICUS, I launch the abomination up onto the field.

[Vorthon]

Expand the main board, create an island in the center.

[Darvi]

......................................................................................... ......................................................................................... ......................................................................................... ......................................................................................... ......................................................................................... ......................................................................................... ......................................................................................... ......................................................................................... ............Er0r...##L''´'´´'..........▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.................................. .....▓▓.....rrr.........##G''..........▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.................................. .▓▓▓▓...................g..............▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.................................. ▓▓   ▓▓▓...............................▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.................................. ▓▓    J▓▓...............................▓▓▓▓▓▓▓................................. ..▓     ▓▓▓        .....................▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.................................. ...▓...▓▓▓. P  ....................................................................... ..°..C.................................................................................. ................../...................................................................... ............. ( x-...................................................................... ...................\..................................................................... ......................................................................................... .........................................................................................

The subboard is incorporated into the main board. It becomes an island, in which Xantalos is trapped, sleeping, for 1d% millennia.

[Xantalos]

Since the special edition lets me get tgevpowers of one being while I'm in an eternal slumber, I choose the powers of Sigmund Freud!

Who influences all your dreams, tying everything to sex. 

[Vorthon]

I place a village on the island, and some trees.

[MaximumZero]

Dammit, I was trying to make the board read "Err0r". Ah, well, maybe next time. The best laid plans...

Summon an Electric Carl Jung Boogaloo to counteract the Freudian Sex Dreams.

[Aklyon]

In Teacher's Tacticus, Volume 1, chapter 5, theres an allowance for bringing a unit(s) onto the field for the purpose of spelling practice, thus I summon a spare repair droids (3) in the correct spot to spell Err0r. Afterwards it fills in the three spots remaining to close up the hole, unless someone wants to leave Jar Jar an opening to return from?

[Remuthra]

The bone golem spots the turtle and begins lumbering towards it, muttering something about being friends.