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Author Topic: Re: Town Estilmelbil, "Whirledtomes"  (Read 7567 times)

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Re: Town Estilmelbil, "Whirledtomes"
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2013, 05:45:42 pm »

Who gets the awesome pet cheetah?

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Re: Town Estilmelbil, "Whirledtomes"
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2013, 11:20:18 am »

The Cheetah shall be trained in the art of war, and assigned to a high-ranking noble. The noble shall, in turn, be ritually ignored. When said noble inevitably goes insane, the Cheetah shall cull the dwarven herd and be awarded a new assignment.

For example, my Mayor is currently demanding a clear glass bed for his dining hall.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2013, 11:43:44 am by ASCIt »
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