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[LordSlowpoke]

You're setting the girl who's likely to be fearful of CANDLES on fire.

i know i'm going to regret this, but i'm hoping the gm has a contingency plan in case of this very scenario

evil feels so sweet though

[freeformschooler]

You're setting the girl who's likely to be fearful of CANDLES on fire.

i know i'm going to regret this, but i'm hoping the gm has a contingency plan in case of this very scenario

evil feels so sweet though

this is what happens when you write a visual novel-esque game for bay12

[Origami_Psycho]

Fuck what I said earlier, I now fully support arson with a side of homicide

[mcclay]

I veto all arson, let's be mature here guys.

[Remuthra]

I veto all arson, let's be mature here guys.

President vetoes, everyone vote to overturn.
+1 to arson.

[Jbg97]

I veto all arson, let's be mature here guys.

Majority of Congress supports arson. YOUR VETO HOLDS NO SWAY.

[Origami_Psycho]

I veto all arson, let's be mature here guys.

President vetoes, everyone vote to overturn.
+1 to arson.

Maturity?  THIS! IS! BAY12!
+2

[Karnewarrior]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're setting the girl who's likely to be fearful of CANDLES on fire.

i know i'm going to regret this, but i'm hoping the gm has a contingency plan in case of this very scenario

evil feels so sweet though

>Karnewarrior
>Contingency Plan




Guys, in case you haven't played the game, here's a

SPOILER

[You guys are attempting to light the burn victim on fire, the same girl who was scarred so badly she needs close medical attention, and was only saved by watching her mother burn to death on top of her.]

Why would you do that? That's so horrible it's almost hilarious, except it isn't.

It's like putting JFK in a room with fifteen snipers with anger management issues and a anti-kennedy agenda.

It's like placing Osama Bin Laden in a room, everything padded entirely with raw pork. And then locking the door, also padded with pork.

It's like placing a Holocaust Survivor in a small room with only the Hitler History Channel available on the T.V.

It's like offering a brony some cupcakes.

Don't do it. It's mean.

You're going to make this game a repeat of the mermaid thread, aren't you. <not-a-question

[Remuthra]

This is Bay 12. We torture characters for fun.
We are a unique community.

[Jbg97]

I have no idea who any of these characters are. This is the first time I've been in this thread, but you put matches in our inventory and a perfectly flammable person right there. I's impossible to resist.

[Nosaneinme]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're setting the girl who's likely to be fearful of CANDLES on fire.

i know i'm going to regret this, but i'm hoping the gm has a contingency plan in case of this very scenario

evil feels so sweet though

>Karnewarrior
>Contingency Plan




Guys, in case you haven't played the game, here's a

SPOILER

[You guys are attempting to light the burn victim on fire, the same girl who was scarred so badly she needs close medical attention, and was only saved by watching her mother burn to death on top of her.]

Why would you do that? That's so horrible it's almost hilarious, except it isn't.

It's like putting JFK in a room with fifteen snipers with anger management issues and a anti-kennedy agenda.

It's like placing Osama Bin Laden in a room, everything padded entirely with raw pork. And then locking the door, also padded with pork.

It's like placing a Holocaust Survivor in a small room with only the Hitler History Channel available on the T.V.

It's like offering a brony some cupcakes.

Don't do it. It's mean.

You're going to make this game a repeat of the mermaid thread, aren't you. <not-a-question

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8K5Q-Nrbi0
DID YOU JUST SAY CUPCAKE,Have
Sweeny Todd-equse Song

These are my friends
See how they party
See this one laugh
How he smiles with his punch

My friend
My faithful friend

Speak to me, friend
Whisper; I'll listen
I know, I know
You've been cast out and ignored for days
Like me, my friend

I've thrown a bash
And you have joined me
Here, and we're together
And we'll have candy
Won't we?

You there, my friend
Have some more cake, dear
Now, with a cheer
We grow warm side by side

My friend
My flour friend

Revel, my friend
Soon I will serve you
Soon we'll make sweet treats
We never have dreamed all our days

My lucky friends
'Till now your sweets
Were merely sugar
Friends
We shall bake cupcakes
We'll soon bake yummy
Cupcakes

(Laughter transitioning to insane laughter and sobbing.)

At last, my party is COMPLETE AGAIN!

(Insane laughter continues to end.)

CHORUS:

Lift your flour high, Pinkie!
Hear her saying "yes"!
Stick in her the rainbow flesh of liars' hides!

[mcclay]

Guys seriously, this is stupid. We are not the upper forums. Go back there if you want to pretend to be brutal and hardcore. Most people here are smarter than that. Krane and others work hard on these games and probably don't want you guys to a t like this. Bat 12 has a reputation for being a mature place in the sea of idoicy that is the Internet, don't fuck that up.

[Nosaneinme]

Guys seriously, this is stupid. We are not the upper forums. Go back there if you want to pretend to be brutal and hardcore. Most people here are smarter than that. Krane and others work hard on these games and probably don't want you guys to a t like this. Bat 12 has a reputation for being a mature place in the sea of idoicy that is the Internet, don't fuck that up.

Mature,Pray tell what you mean.I don't understand about maturity cause we act normal Adults who Play game on Interweb to me

[mcclay]

Guys seriously, this is stupid. We are not the upper forums. Go back there if you want to pretend to be brutal and hardcore. Most people here are smarter than that. Krane and others work hard on these games and probably don't want you guys to a t like this. Bat 12 has a reputation for being a mature place in the sea of idoicy that is the Internet, don't fuck that up.

Mature,Pray tell what you mean.I don't understand about maturity cause we act normal Adults who Play game on Interweb to me

Friend, are you drunk, high or just stupid?

[Nosaneinme]

Guys seriously, this is stupid. We are not the upper forums. Go back there if you want to pretend to be brutal and hardcore. Most people here are smarter than that. Krane and others work hard on these games and probably don't want you guys to a t like this. Bat 12 has a reputation for being a mature place in the sea of idoicy that is the Internet, don't fuck that up.

Mature,Pray tell what you mean.I don't understand about maturity cause we act normal Adults who Play game on Interweb to me

Friend, are you drunk, high or just stupid?

Maturity is Subjective,I wonder Is was Your Idea of Maturity is