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[Darvi]

Not having a board beneath your feet does that.

[Aklyon]

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According to chapter Wrench of the Tacticus Repairicus, if the board becomes damaged A subboard is built to hold the removed bit and repair droids appear if there is somewhere to gate them in from. Xantalos is now in whatever the subboard is.

[Vorthon]

I place a fractal ogre in the southeast corner of the main board, and advance it towards the horde of skeletal hair follicles.

[Xantalos]

GODDAMMIT I ALWAYS SEEM RO GET TRAPPED IN PRISONS WITH NO WAY OUT

OH WAIT

According to The Totally Official And Legit TACTICUS Rulebook, Eldritch Edition, Section }>Ł€^*ū5, Eldritch beings generally have a wing or two somewhere in their firms and can ignore gravity.

JUMP BACK UP ONTO THAT HOLE

[Darvi]

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[Rolepgeek]

Create giant land-kraken. Use to tear wings off.

[Aklyon]

Create giant land-kraken. Use to tear wings off.

Are you on the main or subbord?

[Xantalos]

Barf out Jackie Chan, and direct him to kill that g thing.

[Darvi]

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Jackie attempts to kill the infinite god-squirrels, but lacks the infinite amount of time to do so.

[Vorthon]

I continue advancing the fractal ogre. And equip him with a quantum toothpick.

[Xantalos]

Direct him towards the turtle.

[Remuthra]

I summon a bone giant made of bone giants made of bone giants made of... to kill the fractal ogre and assimilate his hair follicles.

[Darvi]

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The squirrels have taken a liking to the ogre.

[Xantalos]

Give Jackie a pokeball and tell him to catch the turtle.

[Darvi]

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Pokéball, go!