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Naryar

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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2013, 01:20:40 pm »

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
PLUMPHELMETS FOR THE PLUMPHELMET THRONE!
Blasphemy ! Armok created plump helmets and plump helmet men to be laughed at, brutally killed, and eaten/drunk, not to support his mighty throne !

I believe this is relevant. Do not be fooled by the prime appearance of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfL9RlVe-g4

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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2013, 01:37:40 pm »

You are all such savages.

Quash the cultist! Let his inefficient cells smear our hearts and souls!
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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2013, 02:53:09 pm »

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
PLUMPHELMETS FOR THE PLUMPHELMET THRONE!
Blasphemy ! Armok created plump helmets and plump helmet men to be laughed at, brutally killed, and eaten/drunk, not to support his mighty throne !

I believe this is relevant. Do not be fooled by the prime appearance of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfL9RlVe-g4
Ok.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
URISTS FOR THE URIST THRONE

or
MAGMA FOR THE MAGMATHRONE

Or perhaps just
Potash for the potash god
Migrants for the migrant throne?


Edit: Ok, I perhaps we are slowly starting to drift towards offtopic.
« Last Edit: February 04, 2013, 02:54:54 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2013, 03:07:43 pm »

Magma for the magma throne looks good. I indeed see armok easily on a throne made of magma.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD !
MAGMA FOR THE MAGMA THRONE !

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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2013, 12:18:03 pm »

You are all such savages.
Quash the cultist! Let his inefficient cells smear our hearts and souls!
Why? Are we not all followers? Such is the power of this concept that no action may turn against from the Arm_Ok.

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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2013, 04:07:48 am »

Kitten skull throne?
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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2013, 04:11:00 am »

I am getting nervous of all these posts with caps.. they always seem to attract the wrath of a certain.. hammer..  :-X
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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2013, 06:45:10 am »

Having been a long time disciple of Armok, I'd say he's the god of having blood boil over from the inside out. Back in the old days, Armok would teleport organs right out of the bodies of creatures and you'd watch them crawl around crying and passing out in pain.
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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2013, 02:03:26 am »

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Toads for the Toad God?
Booze for the Keg throne?
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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2013, 04:26:04 pm »

I've always thought of Armok as an amalgamation of worldgen, the player, and the harsh worlds created.

Almost like a trinity: The Creator, The Controller, The System.

How these three things interact with eachother create !FUN! and everyone knows that Armok is the God of Fun.

Armok is the God of Ending Fun too. Butchering kittens? Mass murdering useless immigrants in a drown chamber? The annual elf slaughter?

All of these things please Armok.
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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2013, 04:32:40 pm »

"We are Dorf. You will be intoxicated. Abandon your tradegoods and surrender your lives. We will add your biological and goblinite goods to our forges. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2013, 11:35:41 am »

Armok is the god of all Blood.  Giver and taker of life.  Priests of armok must only spill blood for the most powerful magics, returning the life powers to Armok in trade for some of his power.

Blood for the Blood God.
Skulls for the skull throne.
Fingers for the finger cabinet.
Eyes for the eye table.
Carp for the carp bed.
Giant Thrips men for the giant thrips man barrel.
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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2013, 04:07:09 pm »

Blood for the Blood God.
Skulls for the skull throne.
Fingers for the finger cabinet.
Eyes for the eye table.
Carp for the carp bed.
Giant Thrips men for the giant thrips man barrel.

Funny because it's true, LOL

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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2013, 04:57:56 am »

Socks for the sock drawer?
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Re: God of blood?
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2013, 08:11:11 am »

Blood for the Blood God.
Skulls for the skull throne.
Fingers for the finger cabinet.
Eyes for the eye table.
Carp for the carp bed.
Giant Thrips men for the giant thrips man barrel.

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