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Author Topic: Build A Village: The Orebaron of Alucard  (Read 63978 times)

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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #240 on: February 20, 2013, 03:42:52 am »

Have everyone do their business inside the birthing pit.  Should supply more than enough filth.
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #241 on: February 20, 2013, 05:23:17 am »

I believe the exact term used was "filth"...

Noun

filth (uncountable)

    dirt
    smut
    (UK, pejorative, slang) the police
    (US, agriculture, dated) weeds growing on pasture land
Now all we need to do is throw the local police into the pit!
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #242 on: February 20, 2013, 09:58:44 am »

Have everyone do their business inside the birthing pit.  Should supply more than enough filth.
I was going to sugest somthing similar but i don't know what kind of "filth" is needed exactly or what would violate goblin customs
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #243 on: February 20, 2013, 10:17:19 am »

I'm guessing anything that rots of smells bad after a while, like sewage.
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #244 on: February 20, 2013, 10:33:54 am »

But we don't know A) if people poop in this game and B) if the goblins would take ofense at having their birthing pit full of poop
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #245 on: February 20, 2013, 03:39:44 pm »

I see no problem with a combination bathhouse, orgy hall, outhouse, and birthing pit.
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #246 on: February 20, 2013, 03:49:44 pm »

I see no problem with a combination bathhouse, orgy hall, outhouse, and birthing pit.
I do. Biggest one is that there is no such thing as sex in this universe, so orgy hall is out (unless you meant the eating part of orgy)
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #247 on: February 20, 2013, 03:50:28 pm »

yes, lets have people eat while using the bathroom, while giving birth.
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #248 on: February 20, 2013, 04:17:41 pm »

yes, lets have people eat while using the bathroom
FTFY, people don't give birth either. Goblins spawn out of the filth pit, pretty much like this, and humans are brought by storks.
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #249 on: February 20, 2013, 04:19:20 pm »

yes, lets have people eat while using the bathroom, while giving birth.
This is a sanitary nightmare on multiple levels.
-1. -1, I tell you!
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #250 on: February 20, 2013, 04:21:28 pm »

awww...
well, what a better way than have the newborns climb out of the pit, use the bathroom and eat at the same time.

the bathroom/eating area is OVER the pit, not IN the pit.
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #251 on: February 20, 2013, 05:00:55 pm »

the sainest thing to come out of this is the idea that we throw food scraps in the birthing pit
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #252 on: February 20, 2013, 05:03:17 pm »

awww...
well, what a better way than have the newborns climb out of the pit, use the bathroom and eat at the same time.
None, but I fail to see why that's a goal.

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the bathroom/eating area is OVER the pit, not IN the pit.
That still sounds unsanitary. Would you install a toilet in your kitchen?
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #253 on: February 20, 2013, 05:40:30 pm »

Do you have a trashcan in your kitchen?
same thing, only instead of just pet crap there is human crap as well.
we can have a really deep pit if you like.
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Re: Build A Village: Lordsmiths and wordplay
« Reply #254 on: February 20, 2013, 05:47:01 pm »

Do you have a trashcan in your kitchen?
same thing, only instead of just pet crap there is human crap as well.
we can have a really deep pit if you like.

I do not put my animals feces in the waste bin. I goes to the trash on the curb. Looney.
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