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Author Topic: You are the head of a hydra. (Stopped, going to be restarted in a new thread)  (Read 50570 times)

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #255 on: March 16, 2013, 07:26:44 pm »

"How droll. How many of...us are there now? Too many by my count. Our heart will be working overtime...Perhaps we should get some priests to cut it out? Give us two?"
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #256 on: March 16, 2013, 07:39:40 pm »

"Gah. The crimson sun sets on another endless day of torture. And so another will begin.

I am Eligor, Conqueror."

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #257 on: March 16, 2013, 07:41:08 pm »

"How droll. How many of...us are there now? Too many by my count. Our heart will be working overtime...Perhaps we should get some priests to cut it out? Give us two?"
"We don't work that way...oh, and greetings, Eligor. Um, what did you call yourself again?"
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #258 on: March 16, 2013, 07:42:53 pm »

"No. I refer to the rest of this body as the Conqueror.

It is but a mere title we will gain in future, drenched in the blood of our enemies that we shall gain our well-deserved revenge upon, with tooth and nail!"

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #259 on: March 16, 2013, 08:02:56 pm »

"...Oookay then. Glad to meet you. My name is Goldie, and I'm the sanest head here, still uncontested."
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #260 on: March 16, 2013, 08:16:02 pm »

"I'll contest that. You don't even seem to have a basic understanding of how hydran anatomy works, apparently. I'd rather not have a heart attack, thank you very much. That's something we can't regenerate."
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #261 on: March 16, 2013, 08:23:10 pm »

"We also can't regenerate hearts. Cutting out our would have pretty negative effects. Anyways, you can't just cram another heart into a chest with no side effects."

(Noted by GM: It's just heads and limbs that we regrow.)
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #262 on: March 16, 2013, 08:27:03 pm »

(I thought he said we regrew organs...Hmm.)
"And the same doesn't apply to heads on necks?"
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #263 on: March 16, 2013, 08:33:19 pm »

"You don't keep your head in a ribcage, pushing against the lungs, now do you?
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #264 on: March 16, 2013, 08:51:51 pm »

"The new are superceded by the young and the brave. The land of the strong is on fire, and hastily beckons you. You are overcome by feelings of smug homeliness."
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #265 on: March 16, 2013, 09:08:13 pm »

"No, my head is firmly attached to our neck. The neck I and around eight others share. That one heart has to pump blood to. But this is getting us nowhere. Now why am I here again?"
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #266 on: March 16, 2013, 09:13:15 pm »

"Hydra biology." (Also, don't we each have our own necks?)
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #267 on: March 16, 2013, 09:14:03 pm »

"Very funny. What cut you off?"
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #268 on: March 16, 2013, 09:15:19 pm »

"Oh God my head, you guys alright?"
Look around.
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
« Reply #269 on: March 16, 2013, 09:16:12 pm »

(Also, don't we each have our own necks?)

(Yes.)
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