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Author Topic: Space Station 13: Urist McStation  (Read 1170145 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #945 on: March 06, 2013, 07:44:18 pm »

Oh, protip for PDA texting in court: First of all, it's mandatory if you are the audience. Leave your ringer on too. Second of all, keep changing your ring tone to throw off suspicion. Set it to 'honk' if there is a clown in the audience for maximum fun.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #946 on: March 06, 2013, 07:49:42 pm »

Oh, protip for PDA texting in court: First of all, it's mandatory if you are the audience. Leave your ringer on too. Second of all, keep changing your ring tone to throw off suspicion. Set it to 'honk' if there is a clown in the audience for maximum fun.
What do you people have against clowns?!
As the Honkmother is my witness, I shall lead my people to the Clown Planet!
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #947 on: March 06, 2013, 07:53:17 pm »

Feeling blubbery, I'm all too familiar with (especially when Red Dwarf was around, my first time playing SS13). I was caught with my pants down as I was trying to administer some healthy chems to my patients, and one of them decided to do a photoshoot of my blubbery sexiness as I was at work making Lipozine. In return, I fed them a falsely marked "Nutriment" made of lipozene to make them hungrier for the photos (theoretically speaking, that was what i was hoping would happen); but they also were starting to look a little bit big, so alternatively, they'd get a better figure, seeing as they were a common visit.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #948 on: March 06, 2013, 08:01:03 pm »

Oh, protip for PDA texting in court: First of all, it's mandatory if you are the audience. Leave your ringer on too. Second of all, keep changing your ring tone to throw off suspicion. Set it to 'honk' if there is a clown in the audience for maximum fun.
What do you people have against clowns?!
As the Honkmother is my witness, I shall lead my people to the Clown Planet!


It is absolutely hilarious to watch a crowd of security officers and angry engineers robusting the living crap out of a clown. Just saying. :P

In Space... No one thinks clowns are human...
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #949 on: March 06, 2013, 08:08:35 pm »

Oh, protip for PDA texting in court: First of all, it's mandatory if you are the audience. Leave your ringer on too. Second of all, keep changing your ring tone to throw off suspicion. Set it to 'honk' if there is a clown in the audience for maximum fun.
What do you people have against clowns?!
As the Honkmother is my witness, I shall lead my people to the Clown Planet!


It is absolutely hilarious to watch a crowd of security officers and angry engineers robusting the living crap out of a clown. Just saying. :P

In Space... No one thinks clowns are human...

Because we have proof they aren't! A simple step out into space, and a little luck, proves it!
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #950 on: March 06, 2013, 08:55:42 pm »

Oh, protip for PDA texting in court: First of all, it's mandatory if you are the audience. Leave your ringer on too. Second of all, keep changing your ring tone to throw off suspicion. Set it to 'honk' if there is a clown in the audience for maximum fun.
What do you people have against clowns?!
As the Honkmother is my witness, I shall lead my people to the Clown Planet!


It is absolutely hilarious to watch a crowd of security officers and angry engineers robusting the living crap out of a clown. Just saying. :P

In Space... No one thinks clowns are human...

Because we have proof they aren't! A simple step out into space, and a little luck, proves it!


Obviously clowns aren't human. Let's look at the facts here:
-Clowns honk.
-What else honks?
-That's right, clowns are bicycle horns.

Simple logic.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #951 on: March 06, 2013, 08:56:47 pm »

Guys, for future reference? When you have a closed firelock and a crowbar, don't break the flipping windows instead.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #952 on: March 06, 2013, 08:57:12 pm »

That or Geese but thats basically worse anyway.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #953 on: March 06, 2013, 09:23:13 pm »

Guys, for future reference? When you have a closed firelock and a crowbar, don't break the flipping windows instead.


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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #954 on: March 06, 2013, 09:27:40 pm »

That was a damn fine (and funny) trial if I do say so myself. I spaced the criminal afterwords, but slipped and took a journey to another station. Survived it though.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #955 on: March 06, 2013, 10:19:06 pm »

How the flying fuck do I play Midi's.
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« Reply #956 on: March 06, 2013, 11:46:56 pm »

IT'S OVER.

IT'S FINALLY OVER.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #957 on: March 06, 2013, 11:47:49 pm »

What the hell, Chris?

Seriously, now. Playing as Terrence was pretty fun, except when I got held at gunpoint for no reason. Repelling ghosts with rune circles and all that.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #958 on: March 06, 2013, 11:48:50 pm »

Guys, for future reference? When you have a closed firelock and a crowbar, don't break the flipping windows instead.
Sorry. I forgot about it at the time, and it was more dramatic that way anyway (seemed fitting for my CMO character to not consider the option, unless power was out).

It's a shame the holy steam grenade didn't work as I expected it to on the ghost.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #959 on: March 06, 2013, 11:49:26 pm »

I was Matthew, and I was about to shoot Chris with a shotgun, in the head. By the way, can anyone give me a link or something to Android's server? When it restarts I have to exit, then go back in, soo...
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