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Author Topic: A Beginner's Guide: Kinda Dumb  (Read 57576 times)

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Four Isn't Death. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2013, 04:28:26 pm »

Play guitar

((I did))
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Four Isn't Death. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2013, 05:10:06 pm »

((The name and the creativity, but I won't spoil anything don't worry about that.))
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A Beginner's Guide: Rock Out with Hammerspace and Axe. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2013, 12:35:38 pm »

First, you wander over to the guitar. You start to ponder how to grab it, when you discover the Hammerspace Inventory Device, or Hammer Inventory for short. It conveniently holds all sorts of items in a little grid, which some items (backpacks and sacks, say) can expand. You gleefully stuff your paint bucket and spoon into your Hammer Inventory and grab the guitar.
[28-5] For a first try at guitaring, that was awesome! Even better, you've discovered an attribute: Cleverness! You have a Cleverness of 1; who knows how you could improve it? Now to see if you get that skill boost... [6+1] Aw. Not nearly 15.

Well, that was fun.


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I like this. Posting to post.
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Let's go outside for a bit. Enjoy the surroundings.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Outside?. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2013, 12:50:50 pm »

You consider going outside before remembering the big, empty void below...perhaps you should reconsider?
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No, you must face your fear and jump down.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Outside?. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2013, 01:00:00 pm »

You consider going outside before remembering the big, empty void below...perhaps you should reconsider?

Reconsider.

(What parts of the house have we not explored?)
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Open the two remaining doors
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Open the two remaining doors

This'n.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Four Isn't Death. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2013, 02:02:01 pm »

You consider sniffing the paint some more, before deciding you haven't considered the full extent of maximum Toxicality. Perhaps you should read the blurb about it in the index a bit?
Fair enough.

Sniff the paint 8 times.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Four Isn't Death. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2013, 02:04:15 pm »

You consider sniffing the paint some more, before deciding you haven't considered the full extent of maximum Toxicality. Perhaps you should read the blurb about it in the index a bit?
Fair enough.

Sniff the paint 8 times.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Four Isn't Death. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2013, 02:16:59 pm »

You consider sniffing the paint some more, before deciding you haven't considered the full extent of maximum Toxicality. Perhaps you should read the blurb about it in the index a bit?
Fair enough.

Sniff the paint 8 times.
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You consider sniffing the paint some more, before deciding you haven't considered the full extent of maximum Toxicality. Perhaps you should read the blurb about it in the index a bit?
Fair enough.

Sniff the paint 8 times.
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Veto, sniff it three times and then eat some meat and drink some milk.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Shiny...A Suggestion Game
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2013, 07:34:48 pm »

Two things to do: Sniff the paint until you're almost at maximum Toxicality, and explore the rest of this facility.

You sniff the paint and grab the milk and meat. You have a feeling that you should probably cook the meat first, somehow, but aren't sure how. You instead help yourself to the whole jug of milk.
(+5 Nutrition, +2 Minerals) Cool, you've gotten two new Assets...and, by proxy, an Attribute and a Vital! Nutrition can be spent to reduce Toxicality or heal--it does the former automatically, which explains why you vomited, but the latter has to be activated. Minerals increases Constitution at 2, 4, 8, etc. Constitution does something. Finally, Health measures how healthy you are. Presumably.

Having done so, you decide to open some doors.


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