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[Guardian G.I.]

Spoiler: Some screenshots from the official site (click to show/hide)

[Steelmagic]

So player two is Dennis Rodman I suppose?

This is amazing. This may be the only game with Kim Jong-Un riding a flaming unicorn while fighting U.S. troops.

[miauw62]

i want this game.

i NEED this game.

[Guardian G.I.]

So player two is Dennis Rodman I suppose?

This is amazing. This may be the only game with Kim Jong-Un riding a flaming unicorn while fighting U.S. troops.

...as well as the only game with KJU fighting the Statue of Liberty on an aircraft carrier.

[Powder Miner]

I think it says something about Americans that this game is from the US.

[LordSlowpoke]

yeah, how big of a bunch of capitalist pigs they are and how much they need best korean liberation

[hops]

If it was made by North Korean then Kim Jong-Un would be invincible, because killing the Glorious Leader is impossible and the only way for him to die is by Ilness.

Also if it was made in North Korea then the game wouldn't work.

[Darvi]

I see what you did there.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

So I had my DMZ trip a few days ago! I have some pictures but am not in a technological position to upload them right now, so you'll see them in a couple of days.

It's certainly an interesting place. They sell North Korean liquor there as some of the very limited trade between the two, and one of my classmates bought a bottle. No word on how it tasted, or if they've even drunk it yet.

The fake North Korean DMZ village was quite the sight, complete with a flag-pole of true Best Korean Glory. Sure enough, the binoculars revealed no living person in the whole area.

I also got to go down into Tunnel Three, which was not a fun experience at all, as Best Korea built it to funnel their troops. Crouching. As a large American man, it was not an easy crouch-walk. Quite the workout.

[Skyrunner]

I went to one of the tunnels on a 3 day school trip once It was also near the DMZ, and I saw part of the fence from a tower.

The mines are pretty creepy. They managed to dig that far without being detected for a very long time. Some conspiracy theorists believe that North Korea is digging ever deeper tunnels even now, undetected by seismic gauges of the S.Koreans . . . . I doubt it, though, seeing that the tunnels were dug when North Korea was better off than it is today.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I can't see any way NK has managed to hide more tunnels now that they're being actively searched for. The last one was found in 1990, and I doubt any others extend past the demarcation line. That said, the four tunnels are still probably connected on the north side--they'd just have to deal with the encamped soldiers and concrete barriers that are now set up in them. Literally the worst tactical position I can think of.

[Skyrunner]

There's probably nothing worse than charging down a cramped tunnel, where the defenders enlarged said tunnel and packed cover and actual standing room and fortifications and modern weapons and probably a blast door that can be dropped at little prior notice.

[Frumple]

... or just, y'know, open up the local reservoir or somethin'. Pour some acid or gas down in there. Throw down some napalm or whatev'. No reason but international treaties to not turn a tiny, mostly enclosed space into a hellish deathtrap. No need to let them live to get out and get shot. Unless it'd cost less to shoot them, I guess.

[Sheb]

Or just fill it with concrete?

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Just ram a dragon into the exit hole?