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Author Topic: Additional CIA japes [DPRK Thread]  (Read 496827 times)

Starver

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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4740 on: September 26, 2017, 03:20:57 am »

One nuke for each and every human, gifted to them at birth. Each person still has to work out the delivery method themselves, though. Giving your nuke to some other person or authority is an offence punishable by nuking.
Individual ankle-tags, keyed by radio to a given nuke, on its own trolley, that you are allowed to set off by removing the otherwise tamper-free tag (requires trivial, but deliberate, removal process), or going out of range ('to be defined') of the pet nuke.

Carry-On policies and luggage allowances of airlines would need adjustment, of course, but I think that's the only major issue..!
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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4741 on: September 26, 2017, 03:44:18 am »

One nuke for each and every human, gifted to them at birth. Each person still has to work out the delivery method themselves, though. Giving your nuke to some other person or authority is an offence punishable by nuking.
Individual ankle-tags, keyed by radio to a given nuke, on its own trolley, that you are allowed to set off by removing the otherwise tamper-free tag (requires trivial, but deliberate, removal process), or going out of range ('to be defined') of the pet nuke.

Carry-On policies and luggage allowances of airlines would need adjustment, of course, but I think that's the only major issue..!

Limited time offer: 50% off on new Nike BOOM sneakers, the first and only thermonuclear footwear approved by the FAA!
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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4742 on: September 26, 2017, 12:09:40 pm »

Smjj, you appear to have missed my INCREDIBLY sarcastic and facetious tone.

I do not recommend assassinations, for MANY obvious reasons.
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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4743 on: September 26, 2017, 05:58:36 pm »

Smjj, you appear to have missed my INCREDIBLY sarcastic and facetious tone.

I do not recommend assassinations, for MANY obvious reasons.

Try typing Kappa next time.
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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4744 on: October 08, 2017, 03:41:33 am »

I am just glad that things have been calm or the last few days, I wonder if any other threads mention nuclear weapons as often as this one does.

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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4745 on: October 08, 2017, 03:43:40 am »

It's a bad sign when the good news is that no world power has threatened to nuke each other for the last few days, so we're getting a break.

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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4746 on: October 08, 2017, 04:51:29 am »

I am just glad that things have been calm or the last few days, I wonder if any other threads mention nuclear weapons as often as this one does.

Uh, they haven't been though?

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/10/07/politics/trump-north-korea-negotiations-tweet/index.html
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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4747 on: October 08, 2017, 04:55:40 am »

It's a bad sign when the good news is that no world power has threatened to nuke each other for the last few days, so we're getting a break.
annnnd you've made it into my signature, congratulations.

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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4748 on: October 09, 2017, 01:48:13 am »

So it turns out that KJU has a sister. She's part of his goverment. Also kind of cute, actually

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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4749 on: October 09, 2017, 06:33:53 am »

So it turns out that KJU has a sister. She's part of his goverment. Also kind of cute, actually

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And apparently she's got huge hairy balls, with a tiny little pen.
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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4750 on: October 09, 2017, 06:38:50 pm »

why are you staring at Glorious Leader's Sister's hairy balls, pigdog american?
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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4751 on: October 09, 2017, 06:40:10 pm »

I thought that the link was from official, reliable, and ideologically suitable information sources?
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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4752 on: October 09, 2017, 09:37:21 pm »

you're still not supposed to notice her hairy balls!
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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4753 on: October 09, 2017, 09:54:45 pm »

What hairy balls?
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Re: A valid discussion topic [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4754 on: October 09, 2017, 10:00:31 pm »

What hairy balls?
Those Hairy Balls™
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