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Psychopulse

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« Last Edit: March 14, 2013, 02:01:46 pm by Psychopulse »
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2013, 02:17:38 pm »

Haha! That's some badass tongue, that's for sure. Put it in your legendary milita commander and have him teabag all forgotten beasts with it.
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2013, 02:22:42 pm »

Haha! That's some badass tongue, that's for sure. Put it in your legendary milita commander and have him teabag all forgotten beasts with it.

Urist McFreud, Chief Psychotherapist Dwarf, has much to say regarding this statement.
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2013, 08:11:45 pm »

Artifact banana hammock.  That's awesome!
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2013, 12:18:58 am »

A wool thong called "Deep Prison", and "The Common Twist"... Is this thing's name describing the wedgie it's going to give you?
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2013, 12:38:43 am »

How does it menace with spikes? Like, were would they be? On the inside would be painful, outside would make it impossible to put on pants.. Maybe they are studded around the waist?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2013, 02:08:30 am »

How does it menace with spikes?

How does any thong menace with spikes? Boners.
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2013, 12:03:34 pm »

hmm your dwarf made a strap on it looks like
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2013, 02:01:19 pm »

How does it menace with spikes? Like, were would they be? On the inside would be painful, outside would make it impossible to put on pants.. Maybe they are studded around the waist?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.
Shape the trousers to the thong. Accommodate the spikes. Like wearing a porcupine. I could see a practical version where the spikes are used to hold the trousers in place, much like a belt.

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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2013, 09:34:39 pm »

Somebody should draw this, I'm kind of curious to see what it would really look like... though I may need to bring some brain bleach first...
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2013, 05:11:38 pm »

You should consider abandoning your fortress in order to give an adventurer the chance to go on a killing spree with it. Wielding or wearing it is up for you to decide, of course. Or you could clone that world and have both.
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2013, 06:19:27 pm »

Somebody should draw this, I'm kind of curious to see what it would really look like... though I may need to bring some brain bleach first...

One thong-wearing dorf and one very unhappy goblin coming up!

why did i draw this what is wrong with me

EDIT: possibly coming up tomorrow instead.Damn machines.
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2013, 03:22:58 pm »

How does it menace with spikes? Like, were would they be? On the inside would be painful, outside would make it impossible to put on pants.. Maybe they are studded around the waist?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Why wear pants when you can wear cloaks?
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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2013, 05:13:41 pm »

It's obviously a codpiece
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Psychopulse

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Re: This is the strangest legendary item I've seen crafted so far...
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2013, 03:02:19 pm »

I was forced to abandon my fort due to a goblin ambush, causing a tantrum spiral that wiped out.  Disregard the second area I attempted to embark at, I didn't like where it was...

Anyway, I suck at adventure mode, so I'll drop the file off as zip file later.  The fortress you're looking for is Bravedshot.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2013, 03:11:11 pm by Psychopulse »
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