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Author Topic: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?  (Read 43646 times)

Sarzael

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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #135 on: September 02, 2013, 04:20:48 pm »

I once found a master vampire CRAB in Masterwork.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #136 on: October 08, 2013, 03:02:41 pm »

Once I had an Ultra super Vampire guy (no mods,absolutely original), killed everything in a pocket world containing demons,titans,vampires and such.And the I realized that my character has nothing to live for anymore.I mean what now?I killed everything on the damned world and I'm alone.There was a high volcano on the far east so I traveled there.I tried to suicide every freakin way but I couldn't managed.This idiot just couldn't die.So I thought I jump into volcano.I was resting at the edge of it when I heard a f*cking cackling.What the hell?I wanted to wait for the morning to jump into it but those bastard boogeyman attacked me.Guess what?When I was wrestling with them,one of them managed to push me into the lava...
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #137 on: October 10, 2013, 02:57:09 am »

started dwarf, it gives me a god damn silver battle axe and i run into 2 lions

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Turns out lions wrestle, and also humiliate you before killing you
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #138 on: October 10, 2013, 06:51:28 am »

Yesterday surpassed my record of stupid death. I was fighting a Kobold (custom) Werebeast, but when I arrived at the cave, it was still in Kobold form. I found out that the thing I struggle with constantly with my custom Kobolds was still a thing- namely, that you can't have scales and be strangled, it just doesn't work. At first I was irritated, because grahdlfakjfdfl why can't I fix this problem... Then I realised that this made Kobolds the new crabs. I wrestled the little lizardratthing for hours, broke every single thing in its body a hundred times over. Then it came back to consciousness, healed all its injuries (without transforming, oddly) and shattered my ribcage.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #139 on: October 11, 2013, 06:10:28 pm »

shadow bloodyangel legendery axeman killer of dosens of megabests kill list 1000+. got ambushed by 20 goblens mostly weaponmasters. killed all but one without taking a hit. when to strike the last one down. died of old age.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #140 on: October 11, 2013, 06:24:37 pm »

Tried the old "make some adamantine stuff and put it in a lead chest so an adventurer can retrieve it when the fort falls" thing.

Forgot about the impenetrable carpet of weapon traps in the entrance.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #141 on: October 11, 2013, 06:34:53 pm »

Tried the old "make some adamantine stuff and put it in a lead chest so an adventurer can retrieve it when the fort falls" thing.


dont lead chests move?
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WillowLuman

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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #142 on: October 11, 2013, 06:42:45 pm »

Not far
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #143 on: October 11, 2013, 07:56:55 pm »

All those times I've dodged off a ledge down in the caverns and landed atop a tree.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #144 on: October 11, 2013, 09:34:32 pm »

You could just fly off them after giving yourself the [FLIER] tag.
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« Reply #145 on: November 09, 2013, 01:58:42 pm »

Contact was lost. Some blamed the Forum Games and Roleplaying section. Others assumed that it was just another badly managed forum, fallen to turmoil and abandoned. Still others whispered that the prison of Tawarochir had been broken and that all who dared enter that place would surely perish. How did Bay12 really fall? Only you can discover the truth.

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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #146 on: November 17, 2013, 04:13:57 am »

I once found a master vampire CRAB in Masterwork.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #147 on: November 18, 2013, 10:45:06 pm »

My legendary axeman decked out in full steel got one shot killed by a duck. A fucking DUCK.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #148 on: November 19, 2013, 01:32:20 am »

My legendary axeman decked out in full steel got one shot killed by a duck. A fucking DUCK.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #149 on: November 19, 2013, 08:49:34 am »

My newest adventurer... My first one to get a title. He was killed in his sleep.

I am angry. This is an adventurer who took a silver scimitar from an enemy's hand, stabbed him and decrapitated him with it, then kept the scimitar as his main weapon.

But lo, sleeping outside gets you ambushed and hit-spammed by people before you can react.
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