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[GreatWyrmGold]

Attempt to shoot stuff out of hands. Find the kitchen.

It seems to slowly scorch the carpet. Pathetic. You don't even notice that you caught your leg in the beam. [6] You wander through the corridors and discover a door which inexplicably opens above a giant pot of boiling water. Does that count as a kitchen? If so, you're in a kitchen. Which is good, because something tasty if stinky seems to be cooking!
[5+1,4,3] Your hearing sharpens and get an ability which requires you to eat a lot...but do it, because you need it.

Continue killing him with my roots. Absorb his corpse after he's dead. Carry him around attached to my shoulders if necessary.

You are bored. Care for a biology lesson? Roots don't grow fast. [4v2] They're also not good at binding people. Or lawyers.
[4,2] Your skin turns pink and develops bluish-violet stripes, making you look like a horribly mutated technicolor zebra!

Wait for my stop, then get off.
I still escaped the bloodbath, didn't I?

((Well, yes.))
You reach your home. [2] It's a pretty cheap apartment, but at least it's not a nursing home.
[5,2] You grow another arm.

have storepersons call an ambulance, go to hospital, ask for blind person glasses.

"MEDIIIC! Someone call 911!" [1] "Die, you freak of nature!" That doesn't sound like someone calling 911...[2] Ow ow ow ow why are they hitting and kicking and stomping you?
[5,1] Your body depiliates itself.

...Can understand body language to a startling degree, have bug features, can make loud screeches, have bat wings, can converse with a worm, can control water... I AM BECOME WATER BAETLE! BRINGER OF THE FLOODS!
Rick continues trying to escape, using his new wings if able, and continues using his water powers to move people away. "Any advise little buddy?"

_{"Ah...when try to ate, excavate? You know, when a bird tries to...this isn't applicable to you, is it?"}
[4] You manage to run outside, [1] smack-dab into some unhappy-looking policemen. "Halt! What are you doing?" You stop, muttering to yourself, "Mutant powers, don't fail me now!"
[3] Your mutating powers fail you now.

1st guy: Attempt to make cat roast.

To make rabbit stew, you first need a rabbit. To make cat roast, you first need a cat.
...Check.
Now to kill the cat...[1-1v5] Even if it wasn't for your withered arm, slightly smaller size, and whatnot you'd be dead. Oh well.

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((...I am turning into the ultimate sexual superhero.))
Leap up, and desperately find something to cover myself! Preferably NOT METAL.

[3] You locate the sheet, now filthy and ripped. It's not metal.

"I sincerely thank you for what just happened, Giant Girl. This will inspire me for months!"
Walther nods, gets up and breaks into a run.
Make a run for it, leave the premises.
((By the way, where's my mutation?))

((You got a 1--no mutation.))
You hurry off...[6] right into the woods. You promptly get lost.

"Mother fucker took Scalpy! Oh well, Scalpy was dick who stabbed me. Hm... let's see if I can makes some more lethal friends."
Since my weapon got stolen, look for something else. Then test it out on nearest person.

[6] You grab a security guard's gun. He shoots you in the hand.

Wake up. Inject self with some serum.

[4] You wake up. [3] You locate a syringe, but it's knocked out of your grasp.

Break beaker and use it as a weapon.

[2] You can't get ye beaker! You don't even know where it could be!

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NPC Actions:
Some cooks note a splash in their soup.
A bunch of people start stampeding in a store.
The security guards tighten in on the experiment room!

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Spoiler: Statuses (click to show/hide)

Eugene (Unholy_Pariah)
Physical State:
-12'1"
-Pale
-Thick Tongue
-Wings, Avian
-Darkvision
-Smells Tasty
-Projectile Vomit
-Hairkess
-Twisted Ankle
-Minorly injured by Crazy Joe
-Broken Neck
-Hungry
-Beaten, Perhaps Near Death
Mental State:
-Obsessed with "Evolution"
-Aura of Gloom and Misfortune
Inventory:
-Baseball Cap
-Labcoat
-Nice Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---$53.35
-Sneakers

Joe (dermonster)
Physical State:
-Slight Flu
-Slight Malnourishment
-Heightened Hearing
-Mighty Muscles
-Highly Allergic to Pollen
-High Metabolism
-Fires blasts of radiation from hands
-Hightened Hearing
-???
-Irradiated!
-Cuts, Bruises, Grazed Shoulder
-Bullet in Lung
-Somewhat Hungry
-Boiled
-??
Mental State:
-Slight Insanity
-Evil Eve of Ensanity
-Can Bend Light
Inventory:
-Old Coat
--$48.93
--Candy Bar Wrapper
-Old Sweatpants
-Old Sneakers

Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Physical State:
-Elderly
-Switchable Armored Skin (plasticky)
-Disintegrating Touch (tires)
-No Nose
-Bristley Hair
-??
-Tired and Woozy
-Roots
-Enhanced Hearing
-Four Legs
-Three Arns
-Head Wounded
Mental State:
-Dementia'd
-Psychometry
Inventory:
-Fedora
-Wraparound Shades
-Pink Bathrobe
--$50.00
--Notebook
--Falcon Treats
-Police Belt
--Taser
--Radio
--Handcuffs
--Pistol
---Bullets
-Falconing Glove
-Slippers
-City Map
-$0.25

Rick (Xanmyral)
Physical State:
-Overweight
-Apricot-colored Face, Auburn Hair
-Tingling
-Sonic Blasts
-Horns on chin, nose, forehead
-Swollen Left Side
-Long Left Wing and Leg (~+25%)
-Buggy Batwings for Arms
-Chitinous Skin
-Buggy Limbs
Mental State:
-Annoyed
-Suddenly understands body language
-Something Moderately Useful
-Helpful Worm Seen
-Can Control Water
Inventory:
-Jumpsuit
--Wallet
---IC
---$13.38
--7 Pennies, 2 Dimes
-Shoes

Xan(talos)
Physical State:
-Slight Malnourishment
-Long Tail
-No sense of touch
-Secretes Numbing Slime
-Roots (toes, growing from shoulders)
-Disease Immunity
-Nictating Membranes
-Long, Purple Fur
-Cut Shin
Mental State:
-Cultist
-Possession
-Knows a Ritual
-Probably insane
Inventory:
-Broken Knife
-Filthy Bathrobe
--$50.00
-Sweatpants
--Wallet
---$2.48

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Alexandra (Greenstarfanatic)
Physical State:
-Short, Thin
-Farsighted
Mental State:
-Intelligent
-Magnetic Control
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Labcoat
-Green Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---ID
---Driver's License
---$61.32
--$0.83
--Keys
-Shoes

That Guy (superBLAST)
Physical State:
-Average
-Wounded Hand
Mental State:
-Psychotic
Inventory:
-Straightjacket
-Sweatpants, Matching
--$50.00
--Newspaper Clipping

The Pirate (borno)
Physical State:
-Short Round
-Slightly Ill
-Confusing Touch (if so desired, to anyone touching him)
Mental State:
-Thinks he's a pirate
-Likes Limes
-Fear Sense
Inventory:
-Cheap Tricorne
-Eyepatch
-Leather Jacket
-T-shirt
-Plastic Hook
-Jeans
--Wallet
---$52.25
-Boots

Thrak (Toaster)
Physical State:
-Gangly
-Faceless
-Mutating Quadrupally
Mental State:
-Foolish
-Transhumanist
Inventory:
-Hoodie
--$50
-Lewd T-shirt
-Jeans
-Sneakers

Walther (Harry Baldman)
Physical State:
-Muscular
Mental State:
-Crazy
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Robes
--$50.15
--Parking Ticket ($50)
-Socks
-Sandals

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Alright, adding the waitlister.

[Dermonster]

Drink soup! also climb out of pot.

[Xanmyral]

"Oh God they'rve bee' mutatin' an' experimentin' on us an' holdin' us against our will, yah 'ave to help us!" Rick continues fleeing.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Try my best to cover myself with what I've got, and run after the guy who ran to the forest.

[Unholy_Pariah]

FUCKING TROGLODYTES!
Run away, find hospital

[Xantalos]

'GODDAMMIT DIE FOR ME ALREADY"
Secrete numbing slime on his feet, preventing him from running away. In fact, secrete slime all over him.

[Persus13]

When will I get in?

[GreatWyrmGold]

When will I get in?

Whenever the next batch of experiments is ready.
Probably turn 20, maybe sooner if we get lots of waitlisters.

[borno]

Grab the guy who knocked the serum out of my hands by the shoulders and shake him around a bit. Then locate the serum, inject.

[Remuthra]

Take Aspirin to relieve my mutation symptoms. Because Aspirin solves everything.

[Harry Baldman]

Excellent, everything's going according to plan.

Find a cabin in the woods.

[superBlast]

"Why hello good sir. I that was my hand you just shot! RAAAAAAGE! HAHAHAHA!"

Choke the guard with one hand and steal the gun with the other. As soon as I get the gun, shoot him in the groin! Then shoot wildly at people!

[Toaster]

Oops!  My bad!


"Can't see!  Totally lame, bros!"

Attempt to improvise myself a method of sight!  Preferably by more self-administered mutations.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Drink soup! also climb out of pot.

You sip some of the boiling water. Hm, water and a little spice...they didn't get far. Well, now they can add Hobo Grease to the ingredients list! [2] Or just "hobo."
[4+1,5] You get a moderately useful ability which you have no way to discover what it is at this time.

"Oh God they'rve bee' mutatin' an' experimentin' on us an' holdin' us against our will, yah 'ave to help us!" Rick continues fleeing.

[4-1] "If this is all true, then why are--" You run off before you can hear the rest.
[5,2] Your body hair, eyebrows, and such fall out. They're kinda itchy.

FUCKING TROGLODYTES!
Run away, find hospital

("Troglodyte" means "lives in a cave," not "savage.")
[2-1] You discover quadriplegicism. [4-1] You are beaten more. Sirens blare...but for whom?
[3] And that's your mutation for the turn.

'GODDAMMIT DIE FOR ME ALREADY"
Secrete numbing slime on his feet, preventing him from running away. In fact, secrete slime all over him.

[3+1v5] He resists the solution and [2+1v1] slips out, using your solution as a lubricant thingy! He collapses on the ground, chunks and gouges missing from his skin and flesh.
[4,3] Your cut tingles.

Take Aspirin to relieve my mutation symptoms. Because Aspirin solves everything.

[3] You find a single aspirin in the almost-empty bottle. You eat it.
[4,1] Your body scrambles itself. Your head goes to your left front leg, your left eye opens within the same ear, your rear legs go to your right arm, and your remaining normal leg melts off, to reform on your head. The aspirin didn't work.

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Try my best to cover myself with what I've got, and run after the guy who ran to the forest.

[3] You adjust the sheet and make a mental note to visit some kind of tailor or tent shop.
[2] You feel your mind changing...

Grab the guy who knocked the serum out of my hands by the shoulders and shake him around a bit. Then locate the serum, inject.

[1v5] You fall over. Someone smacks you, making you feel less angry.
[5] You see a syringe and grab it. It explodes. Well, call you Gambit Lime!

Excellent, everything's going according to plan.
Find a cabin in the woods.

[6] You find a cabin. As you tug at the door, you hear an ominous click. "Tael me wha yo' brekkin' inta mah cabin, big boh."
"Ah, Bawb, why'ja wayst a rayund?"
"Tuh mayk uh poynt with duh moron."
[1]

"Why hello good sir. I that was my hand you just shot! RAAAAAAGE! HAHAHAHA!"
Choke the guard with one hand and steal the gun with the other. As soon as I get the gun, shoot him in the groin! Then shoot wildly at people!

[5-1&1-1v6] You scrape at his throat and get your hand shot OFF. Ow ow ow.
[3] You want a gun so much you turn into a big gun! Then you turn back.[0.25-1.00 body mass]

"Can't see!  Totally lame, bros!"
Attempt to improvise myself a method of sight!  Preferably by more self-administered mutations.

"Gr! Ugh! Ummm!" You do not re-develop sight.
[2,6,5,3] Two turns of mutations catch up to you. You flail about and smack someone falling down, feeling energized. ["Angerpire," touch, energizes]. You lose your sense of smell! You feel flesh melt off your face. You feel tough. [Harmed only by silver]

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NPC Actions:
The cooks grab various implements to test the soup with and wonder what those dark streaks are from.
The cage people bring in the cages.

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Spoiler: Statuses (click to show/hide)

Eugene (Unholy_Pariah)
Physical State:
-12'1"
-Pale
-Thick Tongue
-Wings, Avian
-Darkvision
-Smells Tasty
-Projectile Vomit
-Hairkess
-Twisted Ankle
-Minorly injured by Crazy Joe
-Broken Neck
-Hungry
-Beaten, Perhaps Near Death
Mental State:
-Obsessed with "Evolution"
-Aura of Gloom and Misfortune
Inventory:
-Baseball Cap
-Labcoat
-Nice Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---$53.35
-Sneakers

Joe (dermonster)
Physical State:
-Slight Flu
-Slight Malnourishment
-Heightened Hearing
-Mighty Muscles
-Highly Allergic to Pollen
-High Metabolism
-Fires blasts of radiation from hands
-Hightened Hearing
-???
-Irradiated!
-Cuts, Bruises, Grazed Shoulder
-Bullet in Lung
-Somewhat Hungry
-Boiled
-??
-New Ability
Mental State:
-Slight Insanity
-Evil Eve of Ensanity
-Can Bend Light
Inventory:
-Old Coat
--$48.93
--Candy Bar Wrapper
-Old Sweatpants
-Old Sneakers

Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Physical State:
-Elderly
-Switchable Armored Skin (plasticky)
-Disintegrating Touch (tires)
-No Nose
-Bristley Hair
-??
-Tired and Woozy
-Roots
-Enhanced Hearing
-No Normal Legs
--Head on One Remaining Leg
---Left Eye in Left Ear
---Leg on Head
-Three Arms
--Right Arm has two legs growing off of it
-Head Wounded
Mental State:
-Dementia'd
-Psychometry
Inventory:
-Fedora
-Wraparound Shades
-Pink Bathrobe
--$50.00
--Notebook
--Falcon Treats
-Police Belt
--Taser
--Radio
--Handcuffs
--Pistol
---Bullets
-Falconing Glove
-Slippers
-City Map
-$0.25

Rick (Xanmyral)
Physical State:
-Overweight
-Apricot-colored Face, Auburn Hair
-Tingling
-Sonic Blasts
-Horns on chin, nose, forehead
-Swollen Left Side
-Long Left Wing and Leg (~+25%)
-Buggy Batwings for Arms
-Chitinous Skin
-Buggy Limbs
-Mostly Hairless
-Itchy!
Mental State:
-Annoyed
-Suddenly understands body language
-Something Moderately Useful
-Helpful Worm Seen
-Can Control Water
Inventory:
-Jumpsuit
--Wallet
---IC
---$13.38
--7 Pennies, 2 Dimes
-Shoes

Xan(talos)
Physical State:
-Slight Malnourishment
-Long Tail
-No sense of touch
-Secretes Numbing Slime
-Roots (toes, growing from shoulders)
-Disease Immunity
-Nictating Membranes
-Long, Purple Fur
-Regeneration
-Cut Shin
Mental State:
-Cultist
-Possession
-Knows a Ritual
-Probably insane
Inventory:
-Broken Knife
-Filthy Bathrobe
--$50.00
-Sweatpants
--Wallet
---$2.48

Alexandra (Greenstarfanatic)
Physical State:
-Short, Thin
-Farsighted
-9'7"
Mental State:
-Intelligent
-Magnetic Control
-??
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Labcoat
-Green Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---ID
---Driver's License
---$61.32
--$0.83
--Keys
-Shoes

That Guy (superBLAST)
Physical State:
-Average
-Wounded Hand
Mental State:
-Psychotic
Inventory:
-Straightjacket
-Sweatpants, Matching
--$50.00
--Newspaper Clipping

The Pirate (borno)
Physical State:
-Short Round
-Slightly Ill
-Confusing Touch (if so desired, to anyone touching him)
-Kasplodey Touch
Mental State:
-Thinks he's a pirate
-Likes Limes
-Fear Sense
Inventory:
-Cheap Tricorne
-Eyepatch
-Leather Jacket
-T-shirt
-Plastic Hook
-Jeans
--Wallet
---$52.25
-Boots

Thrak (Toaster)
Physical State:
-Gangly
-Blank, Skull-like Head
-Angerpire
-No Smell or Taste
-Tough
-Mutating Quadrupally
Mental State:
-Foolish
-Transhumanist
Inventory:
-Hoodie
--$50
-Lewd T-shirt
-Jeans
-Sneakers

Walther (Harry Baldman)
Physical State:
-Muscular
Mental State:
-Crazy
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Robes
--$50.15
--Parking Ticket ($50)
-Socks
-Sandals

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As always, let me know if something's missing from your status.

[Remuthra]

Well, time to go to a doctor.
To the hospital!

Do I have medical insurance?