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Author Topic: You wake up...in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 1284 times)

Mictlantecuhtli

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Re: You wake up...in Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2013, 12:53:12 am »
Get a mug and light the rest, for science! Maybe the noise will drive out local alleycats for further purveying.
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Re: You wake up...in Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2013, 06:35:56 am »
You get Boring Dwarf Ale in your system first, and then everything seems shiny and new and fun!
You grab a mug, but it is filled with honey for some reason.
You throw the honey on the ground and then you look around for some sort of fire.
Where is fire when you need it!?
You can go to the forge, maybe Urist McMetalcrafter has !!FIRE!! for you.
Or maybe you can try and push the lever for the bridges. You might convince Goblins to come!
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.
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