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Should I run this?

Yes.
- 4 (100%)
No.
- 0 (0%)
Give it to someone more experienced.
- 0 (0%)
Go crawl in a hole and never return to this board.
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 4


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Remuthra

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Re: Interest Check - You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2013, 09:42:42 am »
Quote from: Cheesecake on April 05, 2013, 07:00:11 am
We're a honey badger right? We should be called Maple Weasel!
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2013, 10:07:39 am »
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But there's laughter and oh there is love, just past the edge of our fears.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2013, 04:21:39 pm »
so thats 3 for maple weasel.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2013, 04:31:34 pm »
I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR NAMES IMMA HONEY BADGER
MAPLE WEASEL IS ACCEPTABLE
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2013, 06:05:29 pm »
So it's Maple Weasel. Post will be coming when I get home later.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2013, 11:21:25 pm »
FUCK NO WE AIN'T BEING CALLED MAPLE WEASEL. WE WILL BE CALLED LORD STINGY OF THE FUX.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2013, 10:58:52 am »
dude, more people voted for maple weasel than anything else.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2013, 10:00:55 pm »
Sorry about the lack of a post, meant to write it up last night but when I got back from work I just collapsed.  :( Writing it up now.

Quote from: Jbg97 on April 05, 2013, 11:21:25 pm
FUCK NO WE AIN'T BEING CALLED MAPLE WEASEL. WE WILL BE CALLED LORD STINGY OF THE FUX.

Sorry mate.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2013, 10:27:44 pm »
Wait a second, that's right! You're GODAMNNED MAPLE WEASEL! GIVER OF NO FUCKS AND BADASS EXTRAORDINAIRE! Now what the hell is going on?

The ground stops shaking and muffled voices come to your ears.

"You got the stuff? Br...d.. w..t .... ..... .... .... .... .... fuck him over."
"Yeah yeah, I got it. Don't know what the fuck he want's with it though."
"He hasn't told any of us. Personally, I think he w.... ...... ...... ..... mother ..... ...... ..... family ...."
"Really? Man is he fucked up. Whatever, here you go, it's in the crate."
"Nice. The money will be in your account be tonight."

The ground lurches and you go tumbling across it. After a series of these disorientating events, the floor drops away from you, and you slam into it with a thud. Suddenly, light floods in. Squinting, you stare up. You see a human, with a shining knife in his hand, staring down at you.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2013, 10:30:47 pm »
Adjust your hearing aid. It seems to be cutting on and off.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2013, 10:32:23 pm »
Grab his knife.
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Dying of laughter?
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2013, 10:51:17 pm »
Leap at and maul his genetalia.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2013, 10:54:12 pm »
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2013, 11:49:02 pm »
Will choose mauling balls in half an hour if no more posts.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2013, 02:15:48 am »
Oh this fucker is going down.

You leap towards the light and the man.
(2) vs (3-1)
Your leap becomes a flop out of the box and onto the floor. The man does little better; the surprise making his jump backwards turn into landing on his arse in front of you.

INITIATIVE: (6) vs (3)
You recover faster and lunge towards him once more.
(6) ((ouch!)) vs (3)
His roar of pain turns to a girlish screech of agony as your mighty jaws clamp around his manhood.
(endurance:2)
He passes out from the pain, leaving you to look around. It's a kitchen. The bastard was going to butcher you!
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