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Total Members Voted: 4

[GrizzlyAdamz]

EAT IT NOW BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO POWERFUL!

[RAM]

Yea, verily, we shall consume the substance of our progeny so as to bring forth lemmings most agitated.

P.S.
 Let us agree that there be no Charles of Norris, nor any quantities such as would exceed the amount of nine thousands.

[Gamerlord]

Okay, how many lemmings?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Nine thousands.


-edit
You know, I'm starting to get second feelings about this. What if he's an alright-dude/abomination? He's only been in the world all of 10 seconds, does he really deserve to be eaten? Are we going to regret this?

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Vote substituted: have him help dig.

[Gamerlord]

All depends on how the dice roll. But I really like how you guys are treating this like Yautja treat the existence of Predaliens. 

[RAM]

What be these utterances you speak? I know not of 'deserve' nor 'regret'?

And let the lemmings be of a trio, each more profound than that which came before.

[Aseaheru]

Dont eat it yet.

[Remuthra]

I imagine the biomass produced would be insufficient to create any more friends.

[Gamerlord]

We're sorta stuck at an impasse here, so I won't update just yet. I need to know whether to kill it or let it live!

[Remuthra]

We'll compromise. Nibble on it a bit to see how it tastes.

[Zavvnao]

Like maybe if we sit on it, being near a badger will force it to turn into one finally?

[RAM]

Eating its limbs could be a decent compromise... The head and torso count as limbs, right?

[Zavvnao]

don't get infected ><

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Hey, I'm only opposed to eating it as a preemptive strike. Have it help dig, see what it does in the fight. I mean, the worst that would happen is it escapes and duplicates uncontrollably, taking over the world- nothing we can't handle.

-if no consensus, sit on it.

[Gamerlord]

Okay, I'm going combine 'sit on it' with 'use it as a battle-steed'. May the RNG be with you.

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Ha ha! This child of your will make a mighty steed to carry you into battle! Perhaps the proximity of your presence will cause it to truly become a Honey Badger!
(Spawn Amiability: 4+1=5)
He snaps at you a couple of times, but otherwise doesn't object to you riding his back.
(Enemy Idea: 6)
The guys up top don't seem to be doing anything. Probably helping their fallen. Now then, back into the fray!
(5+1=6)
You burst from the soil atop your firstborn son, snarling and snapping at the men still remaining.
(Reaction: 2)
Huh. They don't seem that surprised at the genetic abomination you're riding. Oh well, time to munch some jellybeans.
(Munching: 5)
(Son's Munching: 3)
While you make quick work of two men, your inexperienced son has trouble with his target, merely mauling his genitals instead of ripping them apart. Seem's the boy will need some training from his papa.

((Well, that's the first NPC in your party. He's gonna be needing a name!))