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Should I run this?

Yes.
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No.
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Give it to someone more experienced.
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Go crawl in a hole and never return to this board.
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GrizzlyAdamz

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #195 on: April 29, 2013, 01:08:09 pm »
Hey guys, we got a new world to fuck up explore, if we wanted to. One where we can kill our own players.
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>SUMMON HONEY BADGER LOCATION: ZANZETKUKEN'S INNARD
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>Change target to Xantalos.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #196 on: April 29, 2013, 02:00:08 pm »
Wonder why we happen to be here. Then JELLYBEANS.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #197 on: April 29, 2013, 05:22:38 pm »
oh man, this is just... amazing.

PTW
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #198 on: April 29, 2013, 07:51:41 pm »
Shit, sorry got sidetracked watching Game of Thrones last night. WILL be up tonight, I swear by my jellybeans!
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #199 on: April 29, 2013, 08:26:32 pm »
That isn't much of a pledge, all jellybeans become forfeit the moment they are mentioned in this thread...
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #200 on: April 29, 2013, 08:29:39 pm »
*clutches jellybeans protectively*

EDIT: alright, here are the votes so far
Locate biomass and make angry lemmings (2 votes)
Search house for artifacts (3 votes)
Eat biomass and make badger gravemind (3 votes)
After searching house, find dinosaur (2 votes)

Please note this is just the TOTAL number of votes, and does not take into account if anyone changed their mind.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 08:41:00 pm by Gamerlord »
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #201 on: April 29, 2013, 08:45:11 pm »
Do ALL of them.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #202 on: April 29, 2013, 08:53:21 pm »
I'm writing it up now, but I will have to modify lemmings to minibadgers because of... Well. You'll find out.

EDIT: there is a 'badgerdex' up on the OP.

EDIT2: Poor Peanut Syrup.

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You resolve that your badger-world-domination plans require four things; biomass, a hive-mind overlord, more mooks and mystical artefacts! And with a bit of luck, you might be able to find the first and last here, and create the second and third later from the first!
(Searching (biomass) = 5)
(Searching (artefacts) = 6+1=7)  {you lucky bastards. you escaped getting a cursed item that affects purestrain honey badgers, for now at least…}
You search for your two goals, riding your firstborn son, with the others close on his heels. Almost immediately you find a room filled with gorillas and chimps. Behind them there is a rather large statue of a monkey with an inset gemstone that looks like a third eye on it's forehead. As Peanut Syrup crosses the threshold, the gem flashes once and your son jerks and twitches as small bolts of electricity play across his form.
(Transformation Roll = 2) {whoo, lucky. he aint dead but he isn't doing too well either.}
Peanut's flesh bubbles and roils as he spasms on the ground, his maw locked in a screaming rictus. Smoke rises from his mouth and eyes as his bones snap and dislocate, being forged into a form that the spirit of the eye finds more pleasing.
(Survival Roll = 6)
Amazingly, your child survives the harsh treatment, rising again as the dreaded CHAOS MONKEY BADGER SPAWN.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 09:08:33 pm by Gamerlord »
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #203 on: April 29, 2013, 09:41:25 pm »
Yes. YES! Go forth our son! Our champion! Our flawless, flawless champion! Death be thine maiden; woo her, bring forth children of heresy!

Also, I vote we change our title to the Hierophant. Maple Weasle the Hierophant and Peanut Syrup the Flawless!
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Dying of laughter?
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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #204 on: April 29, 2013, 09:45:55 pm »
So he...grew a tail? (people are already monkeys)
Pat him on the back for toughing it out.
Have one of our minimes attempt to retrieve the gemstone. We need more bling.
Assimilate the monkeys, create more badgers.
Reform all badgers into hive-mind.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #205 on: April 29, 2013, 09:52:20 pm »
Just so you know, Peanut is now a monkey/badger like Chaos Spawn. So... yeah. Have fun reabsorbing him. Or eating him. Or coming into prolonged contact with him.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #206 on: April 29, 2013, 09:53:06 pm »
Reform all biomass into one organism
Initiate kaijyuu-fight
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #207 on: April 29, 2013, 09:54:19 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on April 29, 2013, 09:53:06 pm
Reform all biomass into one organism
Initiate kaijyuu-fight
You'll need to clarify what that means for me.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #208 on: April 29, 2013, 09:54:46 pm »
Quote from: Gamerlord on April 29, 2013, 09:54:19 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on April 29, 2013, 09:53:06 pm
Reform all biomass into one organism
Initiate kaijyuu-fight
You'll need to clarify what that means for me.
Fight the beast
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #209 on: April 29, 2013, 09:56:01 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on April 29, 2013, 09:54:46 pm
Quote from: Gamerlord on April 29, 2013, 09:54:19 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on April 29, 2013, 09:53:06 pm
Reform all biomass into one organism
Initiate kaijyuu-fight
You'll need to clarify what that means for me.
Fight the beast
Which beast? There's you, your children, the chimps and gorillas...
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