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[Knit tie]

Laser it is. But then we check on the worm.

[Origami_Psycho]

We're a demigod.  Wrestle the fuck to the ground and break all his bones, starting with the smallest and working our way up.  Then we beat him until this internal organs are pulped.  Then we feed him to WormNic.  She'd like that.  Also, we need to hop the fuck outta our depression and fixe niccolet.

[Funk]

"My turn!" You catch his sword mid swing and snap it in to with your hand as he stands there shocked.
Effortlessly you snap the attached arm and carry him below.

"Din Dins, slug thing" you call out as you throw the ninja in to the cell.
He try's to move away as is a sickly pink tentacle slithers out of the darkness.
A sloppy slaping sound echos as it gabs him it's clawed grasp and then the munching start, a slowly clewing away as it consumes him...

"This is a game, why haven't they just holed the ship and drowned us?
It makes no sense they don't really need this ship, so why do that keep comeing?" Zarkuaer ponders as smash the sixth ninjas head in to the wall, shartering it like a water melon. 

"There after the old lady, i think.
Well at least the worm seams to be happy now that it eating" The tentacle rises from the chest of your last kill, still splattered blood and ribbons of skin it shuffles closer as you throw down the body...

As you tear a green suited ninjas arm from it's socket with a loud pop, you start to wounder if there is an end to your attackers they just keep comeing and fighting below decks limits your options, any laser fire or explosives risks puncturing the hull.

Then as soon as the attacks start it ends, the hallways are clear and silent and you wounder what to do now.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Set up anti-ninja defenses.

[Funk]

You quickly drag the tables and chairs from the near by rooms and blockade both hallways, leaving you with just three rooms.
A quick glance to check on the worm thing shocks you its now massive, it entire body has swelled and expands, it's nearly the size of a small car, a large all most man sized pouch hangs off to one side of it creamy white body.

Now what do you do?
Guard the worm thing?
Hunt down ninjas?

[Origami_Psycho]

I think... I think Ms. Worm can probably take care of itself.  If we can, find a way to leave Zarkuaer behind to guard her, but otherwise, we just leave her to go kill the shit out of these ninjas.
Or find where they're spawning at and then we spawn camp them.

[Knit tie]

Why the hell are there vibrantly coloured ninjas just rushing at us? Are they Sidereals who came to remove our Infernal Exaltation from our body? No, Sidereals are way harder than this, and I don't know any other organisation that uses rainbow ninjas.

[Origami_Psycho]

Skittles?

[Funk]

Why the hell are there vibrantly coloured ninjas just rushing at us? Are they Sidereals who came to remove our Infernal Exaltation from our body? No, Sidereals are way harder than this, and I don't know any other organisation that uses rainbow ninjas.

It's Chandler's Law,you have to have ninjas somewhere.

"Guard her? how? this Gauntlet not up to much.
I don't think that she really needs guarding, but i'll sit hear and call if anyone comes." you place the Gauntlet down in front of the door and head up stairs bandaging the needle marks from the gauntlet as you go.

As you reach the cockpit, a yellow jump suited ninja leaps at you bellowing "KI!".
Like lighting you grab his forearm, stopping his razor sharp Katana just inches from your head, you  crush his arm in your vice like grip, splintering the bones.

You fling him out of the cockpit, head a blaze as he falls on to the deck.

Looking down at the deck you can see a black inflatable boat silhouetted against the midnight sea.
With a jet of flame, you turn the sea in to a lake of boiling fire.
"I was suppose to be the ultimate ninja!" you roar holding your trophy aloft, as they burn in a sea of boiling napalm.


With the ninjas beaten, you return to ploting your next course change.

(Ok everyone pick a number between 1 and 1000)

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name:Jackie Hall
Health: great.

Cyborg systems: Exoskeleton,Carbon Nanotube and Hydraulic Muscular, Cardiovascular, and Computer assisted targeting systems.
Combat spikes,Reinforced body, sonar, inferred and night vision.
Ocular weapon mount(1)
Symbite Reproduction (
Chameleon Circuit(4)
Flame thrower (2)

Energy level: 10/10

Stats
Strength 25
Dexterity 10
Constitution  20
Willpower 9
Upgrade points: 0
Fear rating +2
Police heat 8 actively hunting you
Gang heat 6
Favor with the voices, pleased with currant speed of work .

Spoiler: Inventory(Jackie Hall) (click to show/hide)

Pistol in holster
Embalm Collar
Ninja Katana
Artifacts:
KZ 250 Symbite Implantation harness(+4 Armour, Covers all,Sealed)(helmet has massive mandibles bonus bite)
Gauntlet of Zarkuaer (+3 to Strength, random attacks when used)

[Knit tie]

666, because we are a badass.

[Origami_Psycho]

777, because we are a god

[Knit tie]

777, because we are a god

That's not god, that's just lucky.

[Lyeos]

294

[Yourmaster]

1800 steamer, Stanley steamer's carpet cleaners!

[~Neri]

Forty Two. The Answer.